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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:41 AM       
When you said not face to face I thought you were talking about some sort of new cyber sexual experience that I hadn't heard about.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 07:09 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 07:50 AM       
Do you like to have missionary sex because you can look into each others eyes and feel your hearts beating together?

Do you know what I like to get out of sex?
Orgasms.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 12:28 PM       
That's nice.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 02:40 PM       
how are you supposed to take it in the butt properly if you're both facing each other?
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:18 PM       
I've got 7 of them, one is placed exactly right for missionary.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:36 PM       
...what
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 07:58 PM       
She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 01:18 AM       
When somebody says missionary I immediately think of me putting on a hard hat and going to work hung over on a Saturday morning.
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 09:19 AM       
Well, there goes that position.
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 05:38 PM       
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Well, there goes that position.
Yeah, now you'll be imagining mattjack in a hardhat and blow right away.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 03:07 AM       
oh god yes
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 09:38 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 05:12 PM       
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She has seven buttholes willie. I don't think it was that unclear
i just lol'd pretty hard at work, because i was thinking the same thing

anyway missionary boring sex 4 life, i think kinks are kinda dumb
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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 05:16 PM       
That's for chumps.
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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 05:52 PM       
well i mean i don't feel the need to suspend myself upside-down from the roof to eat a sandwich either
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Old Feb 20th, 2011, 06:39 AM       
That because you've never eaten a sandwich upside down.
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Old Feb 20th, 2011, 02:36 PM       
Face to face butt sex can also be used to play stomach sticks.
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Old Mar 4th, 2011, 10:45 AM       
I broke up with my girlfriend on Monday and boned her again yesterday. Huzzah!
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Old Mar 6th, 2011, 09:42 AM       
I managed that with my last ex (er, not the current one) and at the time I felt pretty good, but now I feel like she used me
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Old Mar 6th, 2011, 11:23 AM       
I hope you cum blasted her and did an al pacino hooo haaaaa at the end.
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Old Mar 21st, 2011, 10:44 AM       
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fckin solid gold, sir.
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Old May 2nd, 2011, 11:30 PM       
What's better than a good morning blowjob before work. Good mooooooooooorning anal. Big ass grin at work.
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 12:19 AM       
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What's better than a good morning blowjob before work. Good mooooooooooorning anal. Big ass grin at work.
I see what you did there
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