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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 02:26 PM        THE PERFECT GIRL
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS GOT EYEBALLS THAT CAN GO OUTSIDE OF HER HEAD
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS GOT SOME REAL BRAINS
THE PERFECT GIRL KNOWS ALL THE CUSS WORDS AND EVEN ONES THAT I DON'T KNOW YET
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS GOT DIAMONDS INSTEAD OF TEETH
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS FINGERS YOU CAN EAT, THEN GROW BACK AGAIN
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS GOT SOME REAL BIG ... IDEAS!!!
THE PERFECT GIRL CAN DIE AND COME BACK TO LIFE
THE PEFRECT GIRL THROWS AWAY MONEY
THE PERFECT GIRL GOT AN OPPERATION THAT MAKES IT SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
THE PERFECT GIRL IS WHITE AS A CLOUD
THE PERFECT GIRL HAS NO HISTORY OF MENTAL RETARDATION IN FAMILY
THE PERFECT GIRL CAN NOT BEND HER ARMS THE RIGHT WAY
THE PERFECT GIRL DIES WHEN SHE GETS HOT LAVA ON HER
THE PERFECT GIRL IS 15 YEARS OLD

I THINK YOU CAN GUESS WHO HERE I AM TALKING ABOUT
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
Ravekitty?

I mean uhhh...Bea Arthur??
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
Arthur Bea?
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
It has to be that one chick from the Golden Girls. What was her name?
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 12:09 AM       
YOUR MAMA?
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