damn in one hand i feel like this jokes fall into the too soon category but i can't stop laughing my ass off
One of my friends got mad at me when we heard that Bam Margera told Roger Ebert to "keep his mouth shut" because I joked "But Ebert can't keep his mouth shut, he doesn't have a jaw."
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"You've gotta' look to the future. The future is anarchy. I'm talking about lawlessness, I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag, there's no glory in that kind of warfare!"
“I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of s*it roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents about a jackass drunk driving and [he] is one, f*ck you! Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f*cking mouth!”
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