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Old Jun 21st, 2011, 02:47 PM       
Pearl necklace.

Seriously, dick jokes aside, get a nice pearl necklace for her. They can be worn during a nice date or she can just spice up an evening dress with them.

This is assuming she wears dresses.
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Old Jun 21st, 2011, 02:48 PM       
Oh yeah, and cum on her neck too.
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Old Jun 21st, 2011, 02:54 PM       
make sure she takes the pearl necklace off first though that shit is hard to clean
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Old Jun 22nd, 2011, 05:38 PM       
Get her diamonds.... She'll just have to.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
dude I already told you this 10k set a meteoroid!
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 11:06 PM       
That is reserved for you

I ended up getting het a carton of newports
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
A charmer, he is. Why so fancy?
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 11:35 PM       
I forgot ahe smokes senecas and got her newports instead from the indian reservation. Going jewelry shopping tomorrow.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 01:35 AM       
http://www.etsy.com/listing/53615274...facet=handmade
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 01:52 AM       
Oh my fucking god, the gf would dump me if I ever gave her something as weird-old-lady as that
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