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Old Jul 14th, 2011, 01:44 PM        Chrysler...My kind of job
Instead of being semi-employed and searching in vain for meaningful full-time work, I should have been looking towards Chrysler and their two spliff lunches:


http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news...ks-20110713-dk
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Old Jul 14th, 2011, 02:58 PM       
No kidding. They were just working the wrong kind of plant.
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Old Jul 14th, 2011, 04:47 PM       
I almost feel bad for that Terry guy. Clearly he has a drinking problem.
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Old Jul 15th, 2011, 01:09 AM       
Please. You dont know whats in that pipe. Some people just like the way nice cool clean glass hits. And as for the guy drinking... Its only a bud light. Not like its a real beer anyway.
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Old Aug 8th, 2011, 02:24 AM       
I've been to many factories when I was a rep for a robot manufacturer (job came after user name complete coincidence) and I can tell you theres no fucking way you can even get through the front door drunk. Those places are so hung up on safety that they probably offer rewards for turning people in.
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Old Aug 8th, 2011, 12:59 PM       
Yeah, I believe OSHA will give you a reward because the can fine your work 10 million dollars.
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