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Womti Womti is offline
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 04:29 PM        Dear Terra
if you really want to have sex with me, just act like you're posting on the internet.

love,
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 05:06 PM       
Dear Womti,

Terra can do better that you by going with any of the following:

A dildo
An inflatable man
A baseball bat covered in barbed wire
A member of the Taliban
Shoving ham up her snatch and hungry dogs down her throat

Actually anything phallic and anyone not you

Thanks for playing. Warmest regards,

The rest of the people on planet Earth
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 05:24 PM       
Dear Terra,

How old is your little girl? or is it a boy? I don't care, let me know when it turn 12!
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 06:20 PM       
Is this thread going to be dumped in with the other Womti loveline thread?
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 06:24 PM       
hopelfully not.
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 06:59 PM       
WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST STFU AND PARTICIPATE IN RAPING TERRA?

fuckinghell
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 07:00 PM       
bunch of downer bitches
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 07:19 PM       
ill go downer on a bunch of bitches

but not terra she'd prolly queef sandwiches in my face or something
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 09:53 PM       
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bunch of downer bitches
Gets worse, word on the street is that Terra was killed by her baby daddy and buried under a mobile home
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:12 PM       
well fine fuck it then
I'll just fuck mary
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