Spambots

[Pentegarn]

I saw that son of a bitch, it posted like 2 or 3 long walls of text in the what are you reading right now thread. I wanted to reply, 'apparently, I am reading your walls of fucking text, I may still be reading them next week"

[executioneer]

five new bots this morning, one of whom posted 18 times. yikes.

[Pentegarn]

Love this

"I consider, that you commit an error. Let's discuss it. Write to me in PM."

"Certainly, never it is impossible to be assured."

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by executioneer

five new bots this morning, one of whom posted 18 times. yikes.

I don't even know how they do that, cuz we have a limit to how quickly somebody can make another post after their initial one. At least we can delete all their posts at once instead of having to delete 'em separately, but still...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe if we treat them as equals they will learn the error of their ways.

[Pentegarn]

Certainly, never it is impossible to be assured.

[ThrashO]

yo. these bots makin me so mad that im about to doo doo on myself.

[k0k0]

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[Pentegarn]

I like it

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by abbysSmith

Can use the link in China 3G or is moves 3G. The official on-line explicit writes is only supporting GSM not to support CDMA. the iphone4s US has now left not locks the version? Buys not locks the version to attain China to come to be able to insert the card namely to use? In the handset language has Chinese? IPhone4s, already left in the US, but as far as I know The US did not have not to lock, you must and so on, buy again do not have the versions to bring back China with to cut the card only then to be possible, the IPhone handset's card is very small, as for the handset language question, you wanted the attire software, under escaped from prison may also, but Iphone4s handset's pronunciation assistant, if your foreign language will not be unable to use temporarily Because it only supports the foreign language, it is said is because Chinese each words' view are too many, therefore cannot use Chinese However IPhone Corporation also said lets it support Chinese diligently. . . Last question can use the link in China 3G or is moves 3G. This is embarrassed I to be unable to explain, because I am in overseas, therefore this question I not am too clear, you have the friend in the US Because I must buy IPHONE4s I here to want end of the month to be able to go on the market Has the belt to lock with not locks. . 32G 699 ohm 64G 799 ohms

I could make a list of all the great things in this, but that would be most of the post, so instead let us all just bask in the entertainment of this new spambot

[Pentegarn]

Another one for the Spambot Smithsonian

Originally Posted by Boinourgeginc

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Edited out the spam 'links" but honestly te links themselves made this mess even more funny

[Pentegarn]

Another new one I liked

Originally Posted by Zipper

my fingers started out on the way in the direction of the keyboard to available a producer new tab to confirm rod stewart's death

I think he was trying to "riff" off of this:

Originally Posted by Aaarg

upon reading this, my fingers started heading to the keyboard to open a new tab to confirm rod stewart's death

[k0k0]

I've had them copy and paste something I've said but run it through a program that changes words. Those bots are funny because they never make sense.

[dextire]

Here's a good one.

IPhone 4 in Taiwan sold more than half a year, even though the limit, queue, until now, still sell thousands every day, but the fact is, telecommunications companies from the history
The consumer will think, "I every months to pay one thousand yuan in voice and Internet fee to go to?"

[Pentegarn]

I always find myself asking myself "I every months to pay one thousand yuan in voice and Internet fee to go to?"

[Ex Leper]

Possible spammer/troll. http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=17318

EDIT: Never mind, he's just dumb is all.

[Pentegarn]

So mods, we just letting the spambots win then? Cause there's no less than 5 spambot threads out there and some have been there for days now

[Esuohlim]

WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM ALL THE TRYPTOPHAN

[Pentegarn]

THE ITIS IS NO EXCUSE!

[Fathom Zero]

oh how ironic

[Pentegarn]

What? Did a spambot spot spam in here then get erased? Cause that is the kind of spam post I don't mind keeping around.

[Fathom Zero]

It posted four or five of the same message in a row in the Spambot thread.

It was an amazing confluence of events.

[Pentegarn]

Aw man, I am sorry I missed that

[dextire]

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[Pentegarn]

This one made me laugh because the topic was about the iPhone 4s

Originally Posted by ilaluhb4y

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Great.... where the hell is the iPhone though?