Fun with AIM and strangers :)

[Ninjavenom]

Neat trick, Chojin. :o

Besides, Mine is the best:

PhantasmaZero: GREETINGS, MORTAL!
HeatherLu22: who are you?
PhantasmaZero: i am THOR: GOD OF THUNDER
PhantasmaZero: i have come to give thee my blessing!
HeatherLu22: Ya ok
HeatherLu22: ya
PhantasmaZero: By ODIN, i bless thy mortal existence!
PhantasmaZero: Under the watchful gaze of THOR shalt thou life be guarded!
HeatherLu22: ok
HeatherLu22: right
PhantasmaZero: How shalt i be of service to thee?
HeatherLu22: OK shut up this is Prob likr Todd or someone
HeatherLu22: like**
PhantasmaZero: nay, it is not Todd!
PhantasmaZero: How would this... TODD have access to two AIM accounts at once?
HeatherLu22: ok who is it Then HUH?
PhantasmaZero: This is none other than the son of ODIN himself!
HeatherLu22: OK your relaly stupid if you think im going to belive that
HeatherLu22: now tell me who this is
PhantasmaZero: Why dost thou doubt me, o mortal one?
PhantasmaZero: What would a mighty god such as i have to gain from LYING to thee?
HeatherLu22: Duh this is Todd im not DUMB
PhantasmaZero: Nay, Mortal, it is not, for i am carrying a conversation with todd as WE SPEAK!!
PhantasmaZero: millionsknives01: excellent smithers
PhantasmaZero: excellent indeed
HeatherLu22: O ok
PhantasmaZero: Thor has proven himself!
HeatherLu22: whatever im not talking to you if i dont know you
PhantasmaZero: fine, fine
PhantasmaZero: it's steve
HeatherLu22: whos Steve
PhantasmaZero: just kidding
PhantasmaZero: it's DIRK
PhantasmaZero: GOD OF NORMALITY
PhantasmaZero: and NON-AMAZING POWERS
PhantasmaZero: 'Twas by the gift fo a friend that i obtained this mortal screen name!
PhantasmaZero: ...please pay attention to me :-( :'(
HeatherLu22: OK
HeatherLu22: SHUT UP!
PhantasmaZero: please...
PhantasmaZero: just let Thor love you. :-(
HeatherLu22: HWat?
HeatherLu22: what***
HeatherLu22: i dont want to be loved by some one i dont know
PhantasmaZero: Thor just wants to bestow upon thee his immortal affection :-(
PhantasmaZero: how dost thou not know the face of Thor??
HeatherLu22: omg who i this?
PhantasmaZero: Dost thou livesn't under a rock?
PhantasmaZero: it's anyone but Dirk
HeatherLu22: O ok
HeatherLu22: i belive that one
PhantasmaZero: ...or IS IT??
PhantasmaZero: Thor has tricked you, o mortal one. :-(
HeatherLu22: NO NOW YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME WHO THIS IS BEFORE I GET REALLY MAD
PhantasmaZero: fine, fine
PhantasmaZero: it's Kyle
HeatherLu22: OMG SHUT UP AND TELL ME
HeatherLu22: NOW
HeatherLu22: no its not
HeatherLu22: Kyle who??
PhantasmaZero: i just did, mortal
PhantasmaZero: Kyle Karfer
HeatherLu22: Why are you saying MORTAL
PhantasmaZero: because thou are not a god, mortal
HeatherLu22: duh your stupid shut up and GO AWAY
HeatherLu22: omg
PhantasmaZero: why? :-(
PhantasmaZero: i am so lonely as the god of thunder
HeatherLu22: shut up
HeatherLu22: cuz i dont know you and i dont belive your kyle so GO A WAY
PhantasmaZero: whenever i get close to mortal woman, she SNAPS IN HALF AND HER ENTRAILS BURST FORTH FROM HER LIKE A STEAMING FAUCET OF GUTS!
PhantasmaZero: please, just let me talk dirty to you
PhantasmaZero: just for like... five minutes
HeatherLu22: NO
PhantasmaZero: pretty please?
PhantasmaZero: mortal
PhantasmaZero: i have never held a woman's hand!!
PhantasmaZero: there, i said it!
HeatherLu22: Look i have a boyfriend and to me you talking dirty to me im sure he wouldnt like that and i dont even knwo you and shit so NO
PhantasmaZero: he lets me talk dirty to him all the time
HeatherLu22: and i want this time for me and him to work
HeatherLu22:
PhantasmaZero: i did just last night, after a delightful romp in the sack after school, we began merrymaking and cavorting like there is no tomorrow
PhantasmaZero: i bonked him on his silly head with my hammer, and he did the same to me with his, what's the big deal?
PhantasmaZero: besides, if i wasn't Kyle, would i listen to Eminem??
HeatherLu22: ya ok well bye i dont care
PhantasmaZero: ...please?
HeatherLu22: ya ok
HeatherLu22: right BYE
PhantasmaZero: come on, it won't be bad, just for like two minutes
PhantasmaZero: you'll like it, i promise
HeatherLu22: NO
PhantasmaZero: ask Dirk, he won't mind, really
PhantasmaZero: he told me so
PhantasmaZero: he said to me he said "Kyle, if you want to talk to my girlfriend pretending you are Thor and ask her if you can talk dirty to her, it's fine by me"
PhantasmaZero: endquote.
HeatherLu22: yu dont even know dirk
PhantasmaZero: There, it's a fact.
PhantasmaZero: yes i do
PhantasmaZero: i talk to him all the time after school
PhantasmaZero: we once threw mashed potatoes at the principal's wig
HeatherLu22: i dont care
PhantasmaZero: ask Marky, i talk to dirk all the time
HeatherLu22: ok if you talk to dirk so much when did we star going out and how di you know his name was DIRK
PhantasmaZero: once we went to see a movie and in the bathroom he peed on ym foot (
HeatherLu22: ya ok
PhantasmaZero: today!!
PhantasmaZero: :-D
PhantasmaZero: he told me you don't put out because you say hugging leads to sex
PhantasmaZero: what's up with that?
PhantasmaZero: well, miss prude?
HeatherLu22: look im not talking to you!!! and im not fucken PRUDE and i didnt even say that cuz you know whta i would have sex with dirk anytime!! SO ha
PhantasmaZero: i'll bet you'd let him put it up your butt, too
HeatherLu22: OK im done talkingt o you cuz i dont even know oyu and im telling you shit you shouldnt know!!! So bye
PhantasmaZero: yeah, you so would
PhantasmaZero: twice if he wanted to
PhantasmaZero: you're sick
HeatherLu22: OK bye
HeatherLu22: I dont care
PhantasmaZero: good lord, he'd rip your anus so wide you'd need a colostomy bag
PhantasmaZero: TWO OF THEM
PhantasmaZero: =-O
PhantasmaZero: i'll bet he rapes your dog when you're no looking, too
HeatherLu22: OK look i dont know oyu and i dont want to so im just going to go and PLEASE just leave me ALNOE!!!
HeatherLu22: what if i told oyu i didnt have a dog??
PhantasmaZero: i'd say you probably grouted the dog's ass out so much it couldn't walk, so it only ate when mice jumped into it's mouth
PhantasmaZero: ...so it died of starvation
PhantasmaZero: well, Mortal goodbye
PhantasmaZero: i am off to the sky
PhantasmaZero: tell Dirk he his hung like a mouse, and i hate his face
PhantasmaZero: love, Kyle
HeatherLu22: OMG Thank you
PhantasmaZero: OMG who are you?
HeatherLu22: N0p
HeatherLu22: No**
HeatherLu22: But wait i thought you talk to him all the time
PhantasmaZero: what?
PhantasmaZero: who?
HeatherLu22: ok im sick of you ill leave if you wont
PhantasmaZero: what are you talking about?
PhantasmaZero: who is this?
HeatherLu22: No who is his
HeatherLu22: this?**
PhantasmaZero: i'm Joe, who are you?
PhantasmaZero: you IMed me, you tell me
HeatherLu22: Joe who?
PhantasmaZero: Joe Whussup
HeatherLu22: No you imed ME
PhantasmaZero: what?
PhantasmaZero: i did no such thing
HeatherLu22: um ya you did
HeatherLu22: how do oyu know about dirk if i dont know oyu and you dont know me??
PhantasmaZero: no i didn't, i was sitting here idle the whole time?
PhantasmaZero: i go to your school, fool
HeatherLu22: what?
HeatherLu22: i dont go to school with no JOE
HeatherLu22: ok so who is this?? cuz i dont go to school with no JOe??
PhantasmaZero: you don't expect me to believe that inn that entire school, there is not one kid named joe?
PhantasmaZero: you're kidding me.
HeatherLu22: Nope
PhantasmaZero: you must be utterly, utterly retarded
PhantasmaZero: have you nrever heard of probability?
PhantasmaZero: you school absolutely cannot exist without a kid named joe
PhantasmaZero: it's physically impossible
HeatherLu22: trust me you dont go to my school and i dont knwo you and you dont knwo me and so just stop talking to me in les you eel like telling em the truth@!!!
PhantasmaZero: bah, off with you, mortal whore.