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Old May 13th, 2011, 05:11 AM       
So let me summarize here.

Zuhkov decides to once again take a stance where he can take pot shots at America by attacking the use of the word 'justice'. I poiint our why this stance is flawed in several ways including

- The Laws of the Constitution apply to US citizens
- Giving him even a remote chance to get off, however unlikely is out of the question because the justice system in prone to make mistakes
- treating this as a crime is ridiculous because it was an act of war against the US
- some of history's greatest leaders would have agreed with how this was handled
- bin Laden would have treated this as a stage in which to spout more anti US propaganda

Rather than properly parry any of these points, you instead say things like 'fuck off', 'you have problems', and 'you utter utter fool'.

OK, since you wouldn't listen to reason, I am then forced to question your motives. If someone in the face of so many reasons why they are wrong clings so forcefully to such a ridiculous point, one has to ask why. Based on many of your posts and based on your fervor and devotion to a basically broken economic concept that history itself proves will never work and that said concept's biggest enemy has always been the US, I am forced to conclude your posts are agenda driven.

You have acted like a petulant child and a bitch throughout this entire thread and I got more than a little tired of it pages ago. You want to be treated like a man, fucking act like one you little bitch
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Old May 13th, 2011, 10:48 AM       
What does Osama Bin Laden and this thread have in common?
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Old May 13th, 2011, 10:49 AM       
No amount of complaining or debating will bring either back to life?
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Old May 13th, 2011, 10:54 AM       
THA LADY WINS A TEDDY BEAR!

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Old May 20th, 2011, 03:20 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:42 PM       
He was only viewing it to critique the camera angles, and to hone his own videographical skills. And for research into western hedonistic activities.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:49 PM       
They are checking all the porn to see if any hidden messages to al-Qaeda were embedded on said porn. Which opeens a new avenue of excuses about why you are watching porn.

your significant other: What are you doing there?!

you: uuuh, nothing

YSO: Don't lie to me, I see you looking at porn

you: Honey, I work for the government, I am looking for secret al-Qaeda messages
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:55 PM       
What if my Busty Cheerleaders Vol. 17 has subliminal messages in it that makes me want to blow up a building!
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:56 PM       
I think this explains why he was obsessed with blowing the WTC up, he saw nothing but twin towers no matter what he was watching :rimshot
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Old May 20th, 2011, 04:58 PM       
Now for my serious post:

The strategist in me thinks he may have been trying to learn all he could about porn so he could find a way to use it to kill Americans
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Old May 20th, 2011, 05:30 PM       
wait did we actually find bin laden's porn stash
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Old May 20th, 2011, 05:33 PM       
That's what the news claimed on Monday.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 06:52 PM       
His shovel-buddy was sleeping on the job.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 09:17 PM       
ITS CAUSE HIS MAGIC POWER IS THROWING PORN MAGAZINES AT PEOPLE

HES OSAMA BIN LA DAN

THOSE SEALS OR WHATEVER THEY WERE ARE JST LUCKY DAN DIDNT MAKE IT TO HIS MAGAZINES OR THEY WOULDVE BEEN FUCKED. WHO KNOWS HE COULDVE EVEN HAD A PORN MAGAZINE TUCKED INTO THE BACK OF HIS PANTS, READY TO DRAW AT ANY TIME
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Old May 20th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
When I started this thread the title was "obama bin laden is dead" but Rog changed it to avoid a slew of hate mail from across the globe.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 05:06 PM       
Damn labia nose
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Old Jul 20th, 2011, 04:51 PM       
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Now we can talk about bin Laden's extensive porn collection

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Old May 1st, 2012, 04:21 PM       
Glad that guy died. I even heard on his last days he doubted the future of the taliban. So much for being their great leader huh.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 05:13 PM       
Awesome! Where did you hear that from?
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www.somenewswebsite.com/cheapuggs maybe
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