Wife beating is awfully hard to do when your busy masturbating to dead people. Just a fact. Not an observation.
Or is it?
Honestly though, the only thing I've ever lied about on the internet in the hopes that it would be taken seriously was that I can bench 240. I can only actually do 200.
Funny thing was, I wasn't questioned in my claim. People are far too trusting on the internet, but at the same time that trust is what gives people the urge to stay truthful.