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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:35 AM       
THIS ISN'T FUNNY

jixbyphillips: hey
jixbyphillips: wtf are you doing on my list
jixbyphillips: is this sara
pvillesweetie: no
jixbyphillips: was dean talking to you on this naem?
pvillesweetie: whos this
jixbyphillips: its deans brother
jixbyphillips: are you guys screwing around o
pvillesweetie: no.... who is dean??
jixbyphillips: you had hsi baby o
pvillesweetie: this is kat.. i dont even know a dean??
jixbyphillips: kat =-O
jixbyphillips: omg
jixbyphillips: its justin!!
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is tom
jixbyphillips: hahah just kidding again this is luke :-*
pvillesweetie: do i know you
pvillesweetie: luke who?
jixbyphillips: just kidding I am your new internet friend your friend beth sent me :D
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is your dad!
pvillesweetie: o dont know a beth???????
jixbyphillips: just kidding YOU'RE BEING EVICTED
jixbyphillips: just kidding :-)
pvillesweetie: what the fuck... hell no its not
pvillesweetie: who is this
jixbyphillips: hey guess who i am 8-)
jixbyphillips: we have the same font did you notice =-O
jixbyphillips: we are font buddies ;-)
pvillesweetie: yeah
jixbyphillips: want to see some impressions
pvillesweetie: do u know me?
jixbyphillips: I will do some presidential impressions!!
jixbyphillips: maybe this iwll give you a better idea
jixbyphillips: okay
pvillesweetie: ok.......
jixbyphillips: "Duuuuuh, i'm all dumb"
jixbyphillips: "Duuuuuh"
pvillesweetie: no.. that didnt help me at all??
jixbyphillips: can you guess which president :-)
pvillesweetie: no
pvillesweetie: c ya
jixbyphillips: okay heres another 8-)
jixbyphillips: "duuuuuh I like sex"
jixbyphillips: "duuuuuh"
jixbyphillips: Okay heres a classic
pvillesweetie: who the fuck is this
jixbyphillips: "duuuuh I freed the slaves"
jixbyphillips: "duuuuh"
pvillesweetie: god damn
jixbyphillips: You don't pay attention in class o
pvillesweetie: noooo i dont....
jixbyphillips: why not
pvillesweetie: because i dont know who you are
pvillesweetie: thats why
jixbyphillips: if you knew who I was your grades would get better :-(
jixbyphillips: I should have messaged you sooner
pvillesweetie: who the fuck are you
jixbyphillips: i'm dr racecar
jixbyphillips: I have a show
jixbyphillips: a TV show
pvillesweetie: shut the fuck up and leave me alone
jixbyphillips: speak any english??? 8-)
jixbyphillips: hahaha, we are going to put this on tv
pvillesweetie: duh
jixbyphillips: hope you like being devilish 8-)
jixbyphillips: just kidding this is brett
jixbyphillips: Stop warning me ! :-(
jixbyphillips: I thought we were friends :-(
pvillesweetie: not untill u tell me
jixbyphillips: it's brett!!!
jixbyphillips: jesus I told you!
pvillesweetie: brett who
jixbyphillips: Brett West
pvillesweetie: what class did u have first period.. last semester
pvillesweetie: .............
jixbyphillips: History!
pvillesweetie: with who
jixbyphillips: Hillary
jixbyphillips: Hillary Dunn
pvillesweetie: and
pvillesweetie: and
jixbyphillips: Estelle Peterson
jixbyphillips: and Becka Santos
pvillesweetie: what grade are u in
jixbyphillips: and doug fischer
jixbyphillips: I'm still in 10th because of grades :-\
pvillesweetie: i c
pvillesweetie: dont know ya
jixbyphillips: yeah you do!
pvillesweetie: no i dont
jixbyphillips: we met once but i told you my name was "Jixby"
jixbyphillips: I don't thinky you heard me
jixbyphillips: that my fake name lol
pvillesweetie: no u didnt
pvillesweetie: what ever
pvillesweetie: wh yare u bothering me
jixbyphillips: You did
jixbyphillips: I can't beleive you didn't remember!!!
pvillesweetie: how cum u know me.... but i dont knw u
jixbyphillips: I asked for a kiss and was really annoying
pvillesweetie: wahttttt
pvillesweetie: waht do i look like then
pvillesweetie: ......
jixbyphillips: you are 300 pounds and you smell like a shit 8-)
jixbyphillips: and you have teeth and no eyeballs
pvillesweetie: riight
jixbyphillips: and no arms and your half black 8-)
pvillesweetie: no
pvillesweetie: sorry
jixbyphillips: and you have green skin and hair on your nose =-O
jixbyphillips: and you have 5 legs and you go "Blallalllahrrrhhghgh!!"
jixbyphillips: and you speak outeer space
jixbyphillips: and you turn invisible and know cuss words I don't even know yet!
jixbyphillips: and you have no history of mental retardation in your family
jixbyphillips: and you like kissing dogs
pvillesweetie: what the hell is ure problem....
jixbyphillips: and you throw acid
jixbyphillips: and you do drugs
jixbyphillips: adn have babies to make your mom mad
jixbyphillips: and you have lots of comic book
jixbyphillips: and a beard
pvillesweetie: u say that i dont have good grades causei dont know who u are... yet u tell me that u ARE STILL in the 10th grade...... riight
jixbyphillips: yeah
jixbyphillips: I get bad grades because I don't even care because school system won't let me get straped down
jixbyphillips: the systerm sucks the nut man!!
jixbyphillips: theres no such thing as god or santa!!!
pvillesweetie: u are looney
jixbyphillips: we're tiney 8-) we're tooney 8-)
jixbyphillips: wer'e all al little looney 8-)
jixbyphillips: but in this cartoony we're invading your tv 8-)
jixbyphillips: do youlike little loonies at the number 3
jixbyphillips: I bet your a little looney as well 8-0
jixbyphillips: kiss me daaaaaaaahling just kidding :-*
jixbyphillips: want to hear some jokes I made up
jixbyphillips: why did the chicken cross the road 8-)
pvillesweetie: no
jixbyphillips: in soviet russia, road crosses YOU!
jixbyphillips: lol
jixbyphillips: lol
jixbyphillips: dear oh dear me oh my!!!!
jixbyphillips: kissed all the girls and made them cry!!!!
jixbyphillips: I'm glad i'm much closer to you now 8-)
jixbyphillips: do you like pizza
jixbyphillips: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
jixbyphillips: I like pizza
jixbyphillips: mmmmmmmmmmm
pvillesweetie: get the hell away from me
jixbyphillips: hey brainiac I'm not gettin paid to entertain you you o know 8-)
jixbyphillips: you should be thanking me :-*
pvillesweetie: ure not fucking intertaining me.. ure annoying me
jixbyphillips: why :-(
jixbyphillips: why am I annoying :-(
jixbyphillips: i think we're having fun instead!
pvillesweetie: u wont tell me who u really are... u day u know me.. but u cant back it up by telling me waht i look like.. and u wont leave me alone.. when i ask u too leave
pvillesweetie: say
pvillesweetie: **
jixbyphillips: i told you what you look like!!!
pvillesweetie: no fucker... i dont look like that
jixbyphillips: I know you were born with your heart on the outside of your body :-(
pvillesweetie: leave me the fuck alone u psycho
jixbyphillips: i'm not a psycho!!
jixbyphillips: i'm just a lucky kid goofy guy in love 8-)
pvillesweetie: yeah u most deffinelty are
jixbyphillips: thanks I love you :-)
pvillesweetie signed off at 12:41:08 AM.

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