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Old Sep 20th, 2017, 10:21 PM        Im concerned about the safety of the world
Seriously WTF? Its all like "hey buddy, apocalypse much?" We got these fucking nuclear weapons and like all of a sudden drivers are tailgating like crazy, do those two things have any connection? And who the fuck is this daniel trump guy people keep talking about, ive never heard of him but I think he works for president Obama or something.
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Old Sep 21st, 2017, 02:00 PM       
Simpsons did it.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:02 PM       
I am predicting the next tragedy will be in brussels or belguim or bolivia, any country starting with a "B" and will involve a poisoned water supply due to global warming (allegedly).
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Old Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:03 PM       
Also the earthquake in mexico that triggered a volcano in bali will trigger an OJ simpson in los angeles.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2017, 10:06 PM       
Central Africa's climate will change for the better and become and agricultural powerhouse. Most Africans will not see any benefit from this and will indeed be displaced as farm land becomes more valuable. This will happen over the next 10 years.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2017, 11:25 PM       
I am guessing it will be North Korea, in Japan with a a candlestick.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2017, 08:34 AM       
No, north Korea has been bullshitting about nuclear war since '97. North Korea will receive a ship full of rice as a concession for something and fail to offload it since they combined all their fucked up cranes into one working crane, but the ship docked under it cant be moved for some ridiculous reason. The rice will then get wet and spoil. Same shit they do every year.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2017, 08:36 AM       
Invest in companies that make nickle alloy wire.
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Old Oct 6th, 2017, 11:49 AM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2017, 07:43 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2017, 07:50 PM       
Nostradamus was a cold-reading homeless drug addict, his writings were intended to get people to drop shillings in his beggar cup on street corners. I say cold reading because they can be applied to most any event.
My prophecies are based on political analysis, science, a team of attorneys well versed in Murphy's law as well as Megan's law. We even have purchased AI software to data mine fortune cookies (just not for the reason you thinking of), and its very easy to predict the weather when your the one who controls it.
The Evil Robot Foundation will continue to bring new updates for events that have not yet occurred but can be predicted, We believe the best way to profit from suffering and despair to have the foresight to prepare...to price gauge.
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Old Oct 6th, 2017, 07:58 PM       
I have new insight on my prediction about the bad water in a country starting with "B". The "B"urma rohingya refugees in "B"angladesh are having 150,000 "sheds" constructed for them. Needless to say they will all have dysentery quite soon.

Invest in water filters with Arabic packaging.
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Old Oct 6th, 2017, 11:13 PM       
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This is true. Nickel wire is manufactured by a lot of suppliers of medical stock, and they're on the up and up!

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Old Oct 7th, 2017, 12:59 AM       
Darn it, I was going to seriously say that my earthquake prediction would be Mexico -> Bali -> Japan, but at the last second decided to make an OJ Simpson joke out of it since he was just released. Seriously though we have heard the last of OJ, no more headlines from him until he dies due to complications from an long forgotten sports brain injury.

The next major earthquake will happen in Michoacan, Mexico. I know this because GO LOOK AT THEM. https://earthquake.usgs.gov/
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