You all might think I meant platonic, but I really did mean plutonic. Meaning that gay men have relationships with straight women where the fags trick the daughters of straight women into the underworld to marry them, and the only way they can escape is to eat three pommegranite seeds and not be looked at by the guy rescuing them, or something.
Golly, if that joke wasn't already dead, I sure killed it.
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