Why is the penis so ugly?

[RebelOutlaw_Ace]

Just sit down, right now, and stare at your penis (if you are a male, by God) for a full hour. After that hour is over, you shall either love your penis like no other, or you shall come to despise that little rod of concentrated evil that is attached to your dirty, dirty body.

I find it better than the alternative, though. There are so many things that can go wrong with a girl...God bless their brave souls. May they never cross with a yeast infection, or get the clep.