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Chatychik101 signed on at 9:52:59 PM.
Chatychik101: BUT YOU ARE NOT HOTTER THAN THE ROCK, OR KURT
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, I so am.
Chatychik101: NOOOOOOOO
Chatychik101: YOU
Chatychik101: ARE
Chatychik101: NOT
Chatychik101: OK
Chatychik101: DO YOU KNOW BRIAN MARTELO OR SOMETHIN
Dazzle Luminaire: NOT okay. I am sooo much hotter than the rock + kurt, it would make your fourth grade head spin.
Dazzle Luminaire: No, never heard of him.
Chatychik101: EXCUSE
Chatychik101: ME
Dazzle Luminaire: hahahaha
Chatychik101: NOT 4TH GRADE HON
Chatychik101: YOU BEST BE TRIPPN
Dazzle Luminaire: Why not? DId you get held back?
Chatychik101: HELLLL NO
Chatychik101: 6TH
Dazzle Luminaire: WHOA! You're an old woman!
Chatychik101: LOL
Dazzle Luminaire: Well, that makes you like... TEN now, huh?
Chatychik101: OK?
Chatychik101: 11
Dazzle Luminaire: hahahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: aaaahahahaha
Chatychik101: AND I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT IS HOTTER THAN YOU
Chatychik101: I THINK
Chatychik101: BUT NOT AS HOTT AS kURT
Chatychik101: OR THE ROCK
Dazzle Luminaire: No, he's probably not as hot as me. Especially if he still enjoys barney tapes, like most children your age.
Chatychik101: NO I DON'T THINK SOO
Chatychik101: LOL
Chatychik101: WHAT ARE YOPU KIDDEN ME
Dazzle Luminaire: Besides, at ten, his "wee-wee" is probably the size of a house cat's.
Chatychik101: 12
Chatychik101: O YOU MEAN MY BOY
Dazzle Luminaire: aaahahaha
Chatychik101: 14
Chatychik101: TAKE THAT
Chatychik101: 14
Dazzle Luminaire: Man! He's really old, TOO!
Chatychik101: HA HAAAA
Chatychik101: YEP
Chatychik101: OH RIGHT AND HE ENJOYS BARNEY ME ASS
Chatychik101: LOL
Dazzle Luminaire: Fourteen... Yeah, that's about the right time that he'll start being able to survive one of my olympic slams.
Dazzle Luminaire: But not two. Never two.
Chatychik101: I COULD RIGHT NOW
Dazzle Luminaire: Hey, little girl; it's time for bed. Your dad says so.
Chatychik101: AND HE'S PROBABLY STONGER THAN YOU!
Dazzle Luminaire: We'll see
Chatychik101: OH I FORGOT
Chatychik101: NOT
Chatychik101: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Dazzle Luminaire: James
Dazzle Luminaire: The Japanese student in Beloit College
Dazzle Luminaire: The greatest person in the entire world.
Chatychik101: TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT MY DAd says
Dazzle Luminaire: He does say that you have to go to bed.
Chatychik101: i get to stay up when i won't
Dazzle Luminaire: haaahahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: You're going to get a spanking
Chatychik101: haha my $##@
Chatychik101: shut the hell up
Dazzle Luminaire: Do girls have $###@s?
Dazzle Luminaire: Craig says... "It's time for bed."
Chatychik101: YOU KNOW WHAT EMILY LOVER YOU DON'T NOW ME AND WHEN YOU DO I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
Chatychik101: CRAIG????
Dazzle Luminaire: lol!
Dazzle Luminaire: hahahahahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: You are a really great kid
Dazzle Luminaire: Never lose your sense of humor, okay?
Chatychik101: TA
Chatychik101: EXCUSE ME
Dazzle Luminaire: Yes?
Chatychik101: WHAT SENCE OF HUMORE
Dazzle Luminaire: lol
Dazzle Luminaire: Well, you're making me laugh so much...
Chatychik101: * HUMOR
Dazzle Luminaire: I just hope you don't stop
Chatychik101: i wasn't kiddin
Chatychik101: some but not all
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, I know you werern't.... hahaha
Chatychik101: hahahaha very funy
Chatychik101: as laura types it!
Dazzle Luminaire: So, how are you going to make my life hell?
Chatychik101: O YOU'LL SEEE
Dazzle Luminaire: Uh-oh!!!
Dazzle Luminaire: Goodness, I'm terrified of barney's number one fan.
Chatychik101: WOW DID I SCARE YOU LITTLE PETER
Chatychik101: WHO'S BARNEY??????
Dazzle Luminaire: Yes! I'm afraid of you and your pre-teen sex stud!
Chatychik101: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKIN BOUT
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha
Chatychik101: GO TO HELL
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, Carly... You are great.
Chatychik101: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU Sayin hardon boy
Dazzle Luminaire: I have you tell you, this is some of the most fun I have had in a while
Chatychik101: not here
Chatychik101: laura laughs
Chatychik101: laura said she'll see you in her sex dreams
Dazzle Luminaire: So, what kind of grades are you getting in elementary school?
Chatychik101: better than ytou now
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: Think about it, Carly. How scary can an eleven year old girl really be? I mean come on.
Chatychik101: what the hell is wrong with you
Chatychik101: well you'll see
Dazzle Luminaire: That's what's wrong with me.
Chatychik101: trust me
Dazzle Luminaire: brr!
Chatychik101: you just wait
Dazzle Luminaire: That's me shivering in terror
Chatychik101: i can kill you with my bare hands
Dazzle Luminaire: An eleven year old girl... hahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: haaaaahahahahaha
Dazzle Luminaire: Your bare hands!!!
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha
Chatychik101: got a problom with a girl
Chatychik101: get a life
Dazzle Luminaire: Okay, little one.
Chatychik101: you know i'll kill you if i get to you
Dazzle Luminaire: Are you going beddy-bye?
Dazzle Luminaire: Oooh, that's gonna keep me up at night
Dazzle Luminaire: Do you want my address?
Chatychik101: you're really starting to scare me
Chatychik101: helllllll no
Dazzle Luminaire: Well, you can come and kill me, that way
Chatychik101: well maybe to kill oyu
Dazzle Luminaire: Right
Chatychik101: you*
Dazzle Luminaire: I understood
Chatychik101: and does your Mommy"" says this crap you
Chatychik101: when you're late for bed???
Dazzle Luminaire: So, after you try to choke me or whatever, and then I dislocate your spine, due to an olympic slam, what will you do?
Chatychik101: you need to go and study
Dazzle Luminaire: Actually, I'm going to college in a different time zone.
Dazzle Luminaire: So it's earlier, here.
Chatychik101: like I care
Chatychik101: you can't hurt me
Chatychik101: trust me you'll be dead by that time
Chatychik101: oooooooooooo trust me
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, shit! I guess I'm fucked!
Dazzle Luminaire: hahahahaha
Chatychik101: oooooo
Chatychik101: i no ones having sex wit you
Dazzle Luminaire: You want to have sex with me?
Dazzle Luminaire: That's disgusting. You're only eight!
Chatychik101: fuck you jerk
Dazzle Luminaire: hahahaha
Chatychik101: loose the ego
Chatychik101: no one wants to
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, I see.
Chatychik101: the only way for you is to rape some-one
Dazzle Luminaire: Eek!
Dazzle Luminaire: I hope you're not projecting.
Dazzle Luminaire: Do you know what projecting means, Carly?
Chatychik101: fuck you
Chatychik101: dick head
Dazzle Luminaire: Was it one of your spelling words?
Chatychik101: i'm am going to kill
you
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, dick head! Man, she's going right for the ones that she KNOWS will hurt me!
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, shit! I'm going to get killed by an elementary schooler! haaahahahaha
Chatychik101: you don't even have one so i don't know why i'm saying this shit to you
Chatychik101: sorry bout that
Chatychik101: GIRL-FRIEND
Dazzle Luminaire: Neither do I. Maybe you need to go relearn your times table.
Chatychik101: !!!
Chatychik101: O DARN
Chatychik101: YPOU CAUGHT ME
Chatychik101: YOU
Dazzle Luminaire: Caught you in your elementary school prime?
Chatychik101: TIME
Chatychik101: TO
Chatychik101: BURN
Chatychik101: IN
Chatychik101: HELL
Dazzle Luminaire: Time to go to bed, before you get punished?
Chatychik101: !!!!
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha
Chatychik101: BASTERD
Dazzle Luminaire: lol!
Dazzle Luminaire: You're so small...
Chatychik101: NEVER MIND
Chatychik101: OOPS
Dazzle Luminaire: I think I could take you more seriously if you learned to spell.
Dazzle Luminaire: If I got you a dictionary, would you use it?
Chatychik101: LISTEN FREE WILL GET ON STUDYIN SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO SPELL
Dazzle Luminaire: Free Will? What the hell is that?
Dazzle Luminaire: Are you trying to tell me you're a will smith fan?
Dazzle Luminaire: What a dork.
Chatychik101: mRS. gHETTO FABULOUS
Chatychik101: FREE WILLY GET IT???
Dazzle Luminaire: No, I actually don't.
Chatychik101: WHAT ARE YOU NOW A 1 YEAR OLD
Dazzle Luminaire: What are you now, ten?
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, wait...
Dazzle Luminaire: haaaahahahaha
Chatychik101: WE ARE GIRLS AND WE KNOW WHAT IT IS (LAURA AND i)
Chatychik101: MR. GHETTO FAB.
Dazzle Luminaire: Are you trying to speak ebonics?
Chatychik101: MMM HMMMM
Chatychik101: THATS RIGHT
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh, okay.
Chatychik101: WE MAY BE WIGHT BUT WE CAN SPEAK BLACK
Dazzle Luminaire: Wight?
Chatychik101: GOT DAT
Dazzle Luminaire: You may be retarded, but at least you can't type.
Chatychik101: WONNA BET
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha.... Oh, god... This is great!
Dazzle Luminaire: I guess so, "wight" girl!
Chatychik101: FREE WILL, LITTLE PETER, COME ON LITTLE RICHARD
Chatychik101: YOU GOT DAT
Dazzle Luminaire: Little Richard? What are you ON?
Dazzle Luminaire: Little Richard is a rock star.
Chatychik101: O AND HON IT'S WHITE
Chatychik101: GOT DAT
Chatychik101: SISTER
Dazzle Luminaire: Then why did you spell it "wight"?
Chatychik101: SISTA
Dazzle Luminaire: Do you talk like this in real life?
Chatychik101: LAURA ASKED VOULA VOOCO SHAY OVECMO SAY SWAY
Chatychik101: OR WHAT EVEA
Dazzle Luminaire: Nice spelling
Dazzle Luminaire: Maybe when you're in middle school, you can take a french class
Chatychik101: LOSER LOSER DOUBLE LOSER WHAT-EVER WITH A TWIST WHIPE A TEAR BLOW A KISS MAYBE YOU AIN'T WORTH ALL DIS, TALK TO THE WRIST CAZ YOU GUS BEEN DISSTED
Dazzle Luminaire: What is that, a nursery rhyme?
Chatychik101: MMM HMM
Chatychik101: YOU BE YA
Dazzle Luminaire: Do you sing that when you're playing "double-dutch" with the other children in your class?
Chatychik101: O YES
Dazzle Luminaire: hahaha
Chatychik101: YOU KNOW ME
Dazzle Luminaire: Sing me another song, Carly
Chatychik101: WELL SORRY I DON'T TAKE FRENCH BUT AT LEAST I CAN SAY IT AND KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
Dazzle Luminaire: Oh yeah? What does it mean.
Dazzle Luminaire: You don't know.
Dazzle Luminaire: Because you're in fourth grade.
Chatychik101: IF YOU WONNA GO and get killed smoke and l in da back of the bezy o why do i leave this soon hey must be the money
Dazzle Luminaire: What's a bezy?
Chatychik101: benzy
Dazzle Luminaire: Benzy?
Dazzle Luminaire: Did you misspell that?
Chatychik101: if you don't know what that is you just stupid
Dazzle Luminaire: I only ask, because you misspelled most of the other words, too
Chatychik101: i like big butts and i can not liue, you otta da brothers can't deny
Dazzle Luminaire: So, do you listen to a lot of rap in your elementary school?
Chatychik101: lol
Chatychik101: gpt that
Chatychik101: almost all
Dazzle Luminaire: I bet you do. How fat are you?
Chatychik101: misspelled
Chatychik101: not fat at all
Dazzle Luminaire: Fat like a grape?
Chatychik101: why are you talkin weight?
Dazzle Luminaire: Why are you talkin' ebonics?
Chatychik101: who got you in dat, you moda
Dazzle Luminaire: Yeah, me moda
Dazzle Luminaire: yo
Chatychik101: you can not speak ebonics can you
Dazzle Luminaire: whaxusgup in ta hud yo
Chatychik101: laura say you need to take a course
Dazzle Luminaire: yo i m carly
Chatychik101: i love jap.
Dazzle Luminaire: Sou desu ka?
Chatychik101: you still can't speak it
Dazzle Luminaire: Nihon-go o hanashimasu ka.
Chatychik101: not jap. sucks
Dazzle Luminaire: Ee, ii desu ne...
Chatychik101: we need to close our inagration gartes
Chatychik101: im*
Dazzle Luminaire: Tafun anata wa inu kara desu...
Dazzle Luminaire: inagration gartes?
Dazzle Luminaire: What the hell does that mean?
Chatychik101: i have to go to a party ok talk to lAURA LATER
Dazzle Luminaire: Yeah, right
Chatychik101: OK
Dazzle Luminaire: You're going to bed
Chatychik101: WONNA BET
Dazzle Luminaire: Before you get spanked
Dazzle Luminaire: Yes, I do
Chatychik101: GIMME YOU ADDRESS I'LL PASS IT ON THE WAY
Dazzle Luminaire: Like eight year olds are allowed out this late on school nights...
Chatychik101: THE CAR IS A BENZ
Chatychik101: M. BENZ
Chatychik101: WHITE
Chatychik101: GOT IT BYE
Dazzle Luminaire: 700 college street
Beloit, WI 53511
Dazzle Luminaire: Goodnight, little girl!
Chatychik101: OK BYE
Dazzle Luminaire: Have fun being eight!
Dazzle Luminaire: Come and visit!
Chatychik101: 14
Chatychik101 signed off at 10:30:38 PM.