Don't you love it when the board breaks?

[CaptainBubba]

Yunno there was a time when I would've actually posted what I did while the site was down but instead I'm just gonna post a list of people I'd like ta bang:

1. Mike
2. Mikes mom (huhuhuh)
3. That Woman with the gross lips from the "Ultimate Chopper" infomercial, just so I could punch her in the face when she wasn't expecting it.
4. The fat guy from the same infomercial for simmilar but enirely different reasons.