The Vampire Church

[Big Papa Goat]

http://www.vampire-church.com/pageweb48.html
I was watching some TLC show about vampires and some guy was talking about his need for blood in order to feel good about himself. Now he's too lazy to get blood, so he just has a website for his dark misunderstood brethern.

[The_voice_of_reason]

The poetry section is the funniest thing i have seen in a while.

[Jeanette X]

Some of the lexicon comes from Vampire: The Masquarade.

[Sethomas]

The CCG? The only M:tG knock-off I ever paid attention to was the Monty Python one.

I dunno, blood has a good flavour but drinking too much of it seems to irritate my throat. I like to eat nails to make my haemoglobin extra red.

[Jeanette X]

CCG? M:tG?

[Perndog]

Vampire: the Masquerade is a pencil and paper RPG that has been around for many years and was adapted for a collectible card game shortly after Magic made it big. The card game may be a Magic knockoff, but the game itself certainly isn't.

Anyway..vampires are cool, as long as they're confined to stories and games. People who think they are or wish they were vampires in real life should be staked through the heart.

[Schimid]

I'm gonna take a stab and guess M:tG is Magic: The Gathering.

[Jeanette X]

I like Werewolf: The Apocalypse better. Most of the werewolves hate vampires and kill them on sight. Turning into a slavering, vicious monster and killing whiny little goths kicks ass.

[The One and Only...]

I hate every White Wolf game except Exalted. Mostly because I hate the d10 system (except Exalted's, which is much more streamlined).

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