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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:14 PM       
FF9 is gay. Thats what the hell with it.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:20 PM       
Still WAAAAAAAAAY better than FF8 though
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
I wouldn't know, I never play that whiny, bighaired death by command menu crap (Except for Legend of Dragoon, okay, I'll admit that one in an instant). It's like you always have those nerd friends that are always BLAH BLAH BLAAAARGH FINAL FANTASY and then you actually try one, and it annoys the fuck out of you and you went and wasted sixty damn dollars
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
Blame the fans, its pretty much their fault that all these new Square(Enix) games are shit... Its all about whats popular, except add in some swords and magical fairy pixy dust.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
1, 6, and 7 are the only good Final Fantasies. Everything else is shitwaffles.

Especially 9 and Tactics.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:14 PM       
What made the first Final Fantasy good? It sucked balls.... you just cannot tell me its good because it was "the first one".
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:23 PM       
Fuck you GW, 5 is awesome
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 01:10 PM       
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Fuck you GW, 5 is awesome
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
The best part about that game is how the main character's name is Butz.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:26 PM       
Also, I say a lot of games are overrated, but this is about the most overrated games EVAR so my actual list for this thread is something like

Half Life series except Episode 2 and Opposing Force
Elder Scrolls series
Every game Blizzard's made
Far Cry, holy shit
Viewtiful Joe
Gears of War
Mass Effect
Tales series
Mario Galaxy
Splatterhouse
Conker's Bad Fur Day

The other stuff I complain about is still pretty good

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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:47 PM       
Only Mario Galaxy?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:51 PM       
You can generally tell if a Mario game's gonna be shit just by looking at the box. It's special when that doesn't happen.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
The first Final Fantasy is good because it weeds out bleeders.

Like you, you pussy.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
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The first Final Fantasy is good because it weeds out bleeders.

Like you, you pussy.

Practically no story (presented poorly), very little direction, battle system was .. well, obvious knock off of a D&D system (but that should come as to no surprise)...over all, the games execution was bleh.
Anyone with half a brain could find that game was easy.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 02:48 AM       
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The first Final Fantasy is good because it weeds out bleeders.
Thatīs what many people like to think, but itīs really just a first attempt at a concept that got good as the series went on. The first few FFs are just tedious today because you have something you can compare them to. To me, the best FFs are 5,6,7 and 10. Started playing those games with Part 7 (not because Iīm too young but because 1-6 were not released in Europe on the original systems), but really liked 5īs Jobsystem and 6īs Style. 10 had a great battle system and more or less interesting leveling system.
But 1? If you donīt view that game totally isolated from the later instalments, thereīs really not much to like about it.

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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 11:22 AM       
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Thatīs what many people like to think, but itīs really just a first attempt at a concept that got good as the series went on.
I had heard they made the game in desperation. Basically, before making FF, Square conceptualized some really stupid games in the late 80s and it was either this game was a success (That's why it's called Final Fantasy, hinting at the last game they could've ever made.) or Square would've went bust and we'd all be worshipping Deagon Warrior/Quest/Whatever. Which we shouldn't because their first game REALLY sucked balls.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
Megaman 9 is such a piece of shit the cutscenes are so badly directed and there are no androgynous villans with 20 foot swords to fight
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:43 AM       
I like Final Fantasy X-2, nice graphix, good gameplay, hot chicks
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 09:57 AM       
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I like Final Fantasy X-2, nice graphix, good gameplay, hot chicks
I've heard that the game's girl power attitude starts grinding your balls quite fast
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 01:25 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 02:18 PM       
Case in point.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
I'm replaying through Echoes right now. AND I"M LOVING IT EVEN THOUGH IT"S THE WEAKEST OF THE THREE.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 01:23 AM       
I like Echoes the best out of the trilogy; it's by far the most immersive, and the level design is fantastic. Especially in the Sanctuary.

In stark contrast, Corruption is a travesty.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 01:31 PM       
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I like Echoes the best out of the trilogy; it's by far the most immersive, and the level design is fantastic. Especially in the Sanctuary.

In stark contrast, Corruption is a travesty.
Corruption was pretty much a Halo Lite, but it never got as fucking tedious. If the Wii Remake of Echoes cuts out the goddamn load screen for dimesion-gates, I'd buy it in a heart beat. But that still leaves collecting nine keys just to fucking battle the last boss.

And yes, Sky Sanctuary is fucking awesome--easily my favorite video game location. It had better show up in a smash bros.
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