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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 03:25 AM       



It's a wee baby huntsman spider I saw the other day. Interestingly enough, I was in bed last night and I heard a grown one walking towards me, when I turned on the light it froze in it's tracks and I put a bucket over it. In the morning the bucket was tipped over :o
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 02:38 PM       
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Interestingly enough, I was in bed last night and I heard a grown one walking towards me, when I turned on the light it froze in it's tracks and I put a bucket over it. In the morning the bucket was tipped over :o
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Which reminds me F0, did anyone kick that kid Kenny's ass yet?
Awwww duuuude. I forgot who you were talking about for a minute there.

He got his fifteen minutes and that was the last I heard. I'm sure it's one of those things where due to all the threats and media exposure, it's gonna take five years before he goes to court.
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Old Nov 11th, 2009, 06:03 AM       
They used to shave bears and make them wear dresses in the circus.
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Old Nov 7th, 2009, 04:47 AM       
you're a one for spider horror stories, aren't you? :P

Those things are big as dinner plates. They frighten me.
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 07:01 PM       
WTF IS THAT THING? is has the ass of an elephant the body of a rhinocerus and the face /legs of a hyena or some shit
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Old Nov 9th, 2009, 07:08 PM       
it's these bears from east germany that lost all their hair and the scientists don't know why.
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
Its obvious that they are turning into gargoyles and that they are going to wreak havoc on all those commie loving assholes.
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It's weird to think that there's an animal in there somewhere.
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Ed Wood Jr had over ten of those.
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Old Dec 7th, 2009, 03:41 AM       
Here are some pictures of my new kitty Thomas. :3




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Awww. What a cutie.
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I read a story not too long ago about a bunch of koalas dying off of chlamydia and koala-aids. I didn't even know koala aids existed
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If I had an animal counterpart, I'd want this to be it.

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If I had an animal counterpart, I'd want this to be it.
Jacks the food right out of a snakes mouth. THEN, when he is done with that, goes back and makes a meal out of the pissed off snake. That little dude is a fucking bad ass!
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