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AChimp · #26

Stop replying to everything. Fuck.

ThisIsWitty · #27

HI IM SODOM NAD IM A DICKTATER

Girl Drink Drunk · #28

jesus christ. I wish people would stop coming up with some random title and rambling on about something completely different

glowbelly · #29

i wish you would just *poof* disappear

cherry, i have just found out that my best chances for getting health insurance for myself while i am pregnant is to go on welfare and not marry my baby's daddy. this means i am required to either cut down the hours that i am working at my current job OR find a job that pays me less.

WELCOME TO SUPER BIZARRO AMERICA LAND

on a lighter note, my boobs have grown a whole cup size.

and i'll get protoclown to post here today. JUST FOR YOU.

Cosmo Electrolux · #30

how far along are you, Glow?

glowbelly · #31

9 weeks

i've worn a bra for a whole week straight

i have to. if i don't and i move wrong, it feels like my nipples are being ripped off.

mburbank · #32

Cherry; Pm'd you yesterday. Glow Pm'd you just now.

For those of you new-ish around here; These are both young ladies of high caliber, and you can trust me, because I'm older than you, I'm funnier than you, and I'm older and funnier than everyone else as well, so you don't need to feel squishy about it.

Anonymous · #33

have you grown yet cherry :<

Dole · #34

You may be older and funnier than us Max,..........that's it.

Anonymous · #35

I'd copy dole's signature, but sadly I don't think he intended for it to be a real club

mburbank · #36

I may be older and funnier than everyone!! Old in spirit anyway. And grumpy and incontinent.

On the other hand some of you have been here longer than I have. Of the vets listed by Cherry, I think George is the only one I actually predate. It just seems like I've been here a really long time. That's what eeveryone says, everywhere I go. I swear, my wife says we've been married so long she's sure she'll die soon, but it's really only been ten years.

You, for instance, Mr. Dole, were on sebatical when I first came. People spoke of you as elderly but you're not as old as me. I'm quite the strippling here in the exhibits department. And when I sneak into nursing homes to torment residents and then claim to be grandchildren they don't recognize and go on a crying jag when they complain I lifted up their johnies nd pinched their withered bits I seem like a real youngster. It's all relative.

Dole · #37

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I don't think he intended for it to be a real club

ITS A BRIGADE

Max, I am eternally grateful to you for continually wearing the oldest Mocker in town crown.

FS · #38

Does this mean we get to wear badges

glowbelly · #39

ew. withered bits.

dole, i think you are third oldest...behind max and cosmo. i then think i am fourth.

Dole · #40

Badge-hez?! We don need no steenkeen badge-hez!!

glowbelly · #41

i could use a badge.

don't brigades have cool hats, too?

Dole · #42

We wear top hats and smoke cigars (Glowbelly can have a lollipop instead for now) and carry badgers. And moan a lot.

glowbelly · #43

my badger is named badgy

Mockery · #44

Is Dole older than Buffalo Tom?

Anonymous · #45

Dole · #46

I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.

Buffalo Tom · #47

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Originally Posted by Dole

I think we are the same age...his birthday is little after mine though.

Yes, Dole and I are the same age. Both of our birthdays are in May, I think, though I don't think he can lay claim to the fact that he shares his with that of 80s heart-throb Corey Hart.

mburbank · #48

I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.

Buffalo Tom · #49

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Originally Posted by mburbank

I am 42 and A QUARTER YEARS OLD.

In dog years I would have been dead for a very long time. I thank god every day I am not a dog. Except for the flexability bit. That would be fun.

There no higher accomplishment than the ability to sniff your ass.