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Yes 21 38.89%
No 23 42.59%
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Old May 15th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
im a virgin and i dont want to have sex until marriage :/
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Old May 15th, 2004, 05:36 AM       
we werent asking
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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:22 AM       
I am a delicate virgin flower. Be gentile, it's my first time.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
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Old May 17th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
I still don't know.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 11:27 PM       
I'll help you figure it out
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Old May 29th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
I'm still a virgin. I swear to fucking allah that I could have lost it Friday but I just couldn't bring my self to fuck a friends girlfriend.
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Old May 30th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
CHIVALROUS
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Old May 30th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
No.
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Old May 30th, 2004, 10:14 PM       
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I'm still a virgin. I swear to fucking allah that I could have lost it Friday but I just couldn't bring my self to fuck a friends girlfriend.
I could have.
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Old May 30th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
i still do hate the polls
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Old May 30th, 2004, 11:09 PM       
Hey Willie!
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Old May 30th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:44 AM       
In a little update I am still a virgin thanks to Jack Daniels, Smirnoff Vodka, and a bad case a cold feet keeping my penis in a half-chub state. I don't know if this has happened to anyone else but godammit it sucked so godamn bad. It was not a good day in BlueOatmeal history.


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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 03:46 AM       
IM STILL A VIRGIN SHUT UP
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:01 AM       
I guess I need to look at the bright side. I got to touch woman parts! :superhappydrunkfun
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:11 PM       
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im a virgin and i dont want to have sex until marriage :/
Yeah! Me too! Wanna have a trial marriage?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:19 PM       
Waiting for marriage to have sex ensures that it will be painful, dull and last only 5 minutes.

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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:28 PM       
i havent been a virgin since freshman year

thats right.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:43 AM       
howd it happen details details :D :D :D
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:00 PM       
I'd like to change my vote
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:10 PM       
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howd it happen details details :D :D :D
im pretty sure it involved a boys change room and the highschool bully.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 06:34 PM       
How'd it happen?

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW

no actually i was my girlfriend in my room who went crazy later and abused me
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:36 PM       
He-whore kinda sounds like Eeyore.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 11:21 AM       
I've never fucked before.
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