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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 02:24 PM       
AND IF ANY OF THEM WERE THE FUNNY ONE, IT WAS MURDOCK

HE HAD A GOOD IMAGINATION, HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD MUPPET BABY
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
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doesn't that make it opposite day
It's not opposite day!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
YAY! I LOVE OPPOSITE DAY!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
Opposite day was tomorrow
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
Women seem to care about guys who are buff and 6'5" tall, and they care about them tall guys. Secondly they like them guys who have a very high paying job or very rich, like on these stupid shows like Joe Millionare and the Bachlaor. They need a show where an very ugly guy that lives in a trailer and has a job at the piggly wiggly, and the show would be called "Joe Trailer".
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO GOD TAHT YOU ARE A CHARACTER

THAT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR BEING SO UNFUNNY IS IF YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE

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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:05 PM       
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I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW
You guys think he's kidding about that.

He dragged me along, telling me we were really going on "Journey to discover our inner Ki, uniting with the forces of nature to master the elements, revealing ourselves as masters and unleashing terrible, fiery death upon our enemies".

Turned out our "enemies" was whoever happened to stand behind Protoclown after he'd eaten at Taco Bell.

I'd weep, but the vision of him naked in that waterfall forced me to scratch out my eyes
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:58 PM       
terrible, fiery death is HILARIOUS
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
Yeah, Barber college
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
Actually it was Hamburger U
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
Did you attend the symposium held by Professor Grimace?



Good stuff.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:59 AM       
EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS FORUM IS A CREEP 8-)
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:05 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 09:34 AM       
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A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME!
OR you could, you know... DO trust me.

Seriously, who are you more likely to believe about the details of Protoclown's life? Him, or a mere stranger who has presented no credentials of credibility in any way what-so-ever yet claims to know even the most intimate details of Protoclown's life?

I think the choice is obvious here.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:31 PM       
You're a fucking SOCK.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:52 PM       
what-so-ever!
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
He was an English major too, Sadie.

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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 06:49 PM        Re: WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS
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WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE
YEAH I KNOW. IT'S LIKE WHENEVER I'M AT THE BEACH WITH A LADY, SOME JERK KICKS SAND IN MY FACE AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH HIM!!! AND THEN BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT IS THERE, AND HE AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A TOW TRUCK!
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
Well Jixby, since you didn't bother asking Dr. Bactine, I'll make my best answer.

If you can't get a girl, face it, you're a dork. You probobly don't have any friends either. So do us a favor and kill yourself, then I can take all the girls you are after.

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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
lol what fucking ROCK did you climb out from UNDER.
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Old Feb 14th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
I'm a girl..my question is what the hell is wrong with guys???....all they try to do is get in your pants. If they realize you are not for that, they leave. I'm sorry, but I don't do one-nighters.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:53 AM       
hello? flossy?
this is the "make stereotypical comments about girls" thread. if you'd like to do the same about boys, you'll need to find or create an appropriate thread for it.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 09:15 AM       
GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BITCHING
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