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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 06:22 PM       
I guess he's referring to the outside chance somebody falls asleep at the wheel after drinking it.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 01:17 AM       
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What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?
I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 05:03 AM       
thats why they'll put a nice disclaimer on it removing them from liability if people do stupid shit like that
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 05:32 AM       
Too bad it hasn't worked 100% with tobacco
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 05:42 AM       
they didnt start disclaiming those until well after everyone was addicted to them already
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 06:26 AM       
But still, Executioneer, our "lawsystem" is pretty crazy.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 06:54 AM       
crazy like a fox
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:36 AM       
Yo, G! This DRANK be off the chizarts!




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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 09:10 AM       
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crazy like a fox
So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
I requested that my local EZ-Mart purchase a case :o
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
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What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?
you say that like it will matter

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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:33 PM       
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I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.
I don't know about that. Its been well-established for years that Benadryl causes drowsiness, but you don't hear about people claiming that it caused an accident and suing about it.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:35 PM       
That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
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That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.
Yeah, but Benadryl is marketed under the name of "Sominex" as a sleep aid as well, with drowsiness as the advertised theme of the product.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
would you like to make a bet on whether or not tyrone will drink a 6-pack of these and then drive through the window of a hair extensions shop? and then someone's lawyer gon' get CALLED, mm hmm? :gyrate

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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
This is the worst idea for a drink ever. It's like guitar woman - the drink.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 04:31 PM       
I'm sure they have already thought about lawsuits and have loopholes in place. If they haven't then they deserve to be sued and shut down.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 07:15 PM       
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So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.
"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 07:23 PM       
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"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s
Jagoff like a fox!
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 07:25 PM       
Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
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Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".
Duly noted.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:15 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:25 PM       
I doubt that the drink has a high enough quantity of the ingredients for it to have anything other than a placebo effect.
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