HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
It's Tuesday evening and I have nothing to do. I worked, I mowed, I jerked off, I bathed, I clipped my toenails, I listened to Modest Mouse, I watched the trailer for the game I'm excited for, and now... maaaaaaan.
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[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
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I've participated in very few Secret Santas that went well, so I just stopped doing 'em altogether. Still stinging from the year in high school where I handmade a teddy bear for a girl, in her favorite color, and got a used marker from my person