I ended up having to use the toaster oven for the eggos. I love my toaster oven but not for making waffles or toast(mine is kind of old so it burns things.) Great for reheating pizza or wings.
A little late but what the fuck ever... Pizza Hut sucks balls! Their sauce is just tomato paste. Freschetta Brick Over Pizza is where its at! IF you just have to order in Papa Johns is the way to go.
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
It's a good thing I stepped in that pile of dog shit after my job interview and not before it!
Also, how the fuck is someone with no people skills supposed to get a job, ever? What if I don't LIKE being a leader? How about a skill where I let you employers suck shit out of my ass?
I should have just skipped the interview and bought hard drugs to inject into my eye sockets.
Also, how the fuck is someone with no people skills supposed to get a job, ever? What if I don't LIKE being a leader? How about a skill where I let you employers suck shit out of my ass?
You learn to fake sincerity and interest in whatever the employer does, and you pretend to be interested in the crappy lives of the people you work with. Ask any business major.
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Dr. Boogie: Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!
I was applying for some grassroots campaign shit and I lied through my teeth about how much I cared about genocide in Darfur, but I was jittery as fuck during the interview and probably looked like I was on cocaine the entire time.
Plus whenever they ask me WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BRING TO OUR WORK TEAM I think "uh, how about another person, you prick? You're the one who needed the fucking new employees so bad you put up a classified ad"
With the benefit of hindsight I think I at least did better than the heavyset black lady in goodwill clothes and jewelery who went "mmhmm" under her breath every 2 seconds during the group interview and at one point left to talk on her cell-phone for five minutes.
Liberals are also dumber than shit and their standards for pretty much everything are really low, so I think I've got a fighting chance.
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