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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
JESUS ZOMBOID STRAW MAN ARGUMENT (OH AND GW EDITED HIS POST OMG FUCK HIM RIGHT)

SO ANYWAY LET'S GET BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AGAIN
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:01 PM       
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Oh yeah, tactical combat is great

I can't wait to spend all my time hiding behind cover waiting for my health to regenerate
This is exactly what annoys me about you Guitar Woman. You make out like you know everything about games while actually having no-clue what the fuck you're talking about.

If you're playing company of heroes against a good opponent it doesn't matter how fast you can move your chubby little fingers around the keyboard. You need to think about what you're doing and have some strategy to overcome whatever they throw at you.

With regards to tactical shooters the same thing applies. You need to plan you attack, outfit your team appropriately and know how to deal with the various enemy units. If you run blindly into it with no clue what you're doing then yeah - you probably will get stuck behind a rock waiting to die.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:01 PM       
Oh fuck off. Of course arguing will lead to personal attacks. That's just the way it works. You can either ignore it, acknowledge it, or just do one or the other AND continue with arguing video games. It's not too difficult, so don't strain your nerdy little selves getting all angry about it.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:02 PM       
GEARS OF WAR 2 LOOKS FUN WHAT DO YOU THINK MM?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
Well, no arguing won't lead to personal attacks if you have any idea how to respectfully disagree with your fellow man.

You'd make a good president, Zomboid.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
WELL MM, WAHT DO YOU THINK HUH?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
That depends, have they changed GoW2 completely from the first one and made it not horrible?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
Yeah I think it looks good. I must admit I never finished the first one though. I got as far as some boss dude with a load of bat-like creatures flying about him and then after a few failed attempts at beating him I gave up.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
Also, it took me a while to realize Company of Heroes was that RTS game, as WW2 games tend to blend together for me (especially names involving the formula [group simile] of [valiant soldier simile]). While I'm not a fan of RTS games, that one is really, really good.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
the only real RTS game i can say i've played and loved over the years was warcraft 2

that's an RTS, right?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
That pretty much defines the genre
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
No.

Command and Conquer does.
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
I wouldn't know!
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Old Jul 14th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
I'm pretty sure Dune II for the PC and Genesis was the first RTS.
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I'm pretty sure Dune II for the PC and Genesis was the first RTS.
and the amiga
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 02:47 AM       
Goddamn, Zomboid is so angry.

He's right though, the key to having friends is to play all of your games online and alone.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 11:08 AM       
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Goddamn, Zomboid is so angry.

He's right though, the key to having friends is to play all of your games online and alone.
No man. The key to having friends is to get the ones who are really weird, greasy, wear nintendo shirts, and who's idea of a party is mario party 47 and a bag of chips.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 02:57 AM       
So are we ever going to play or what

Ranked is getting a little exasperating, I met some guy with a Venom Mii who had a 15 game winning streak which I promptly broke

He apparently took offense to this and used MIND CONTROL to make my goalie fall over, run away, or dive in the complete opposite direction when faced with the task of blocking balls shot by fucking balance characters
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:09 AM       
Yeah, sorry.

I'd play right now but I'm out at a friend's and he thinks he lent his copy to someone else. Either way, my normal code is 386661 354279. I'm hardly ever home though, so I'll just try to catch you at some point.

And yeah, those balanced characters can be gruesome. :O
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Old Jul 16th, 2008, 11:46 PM       
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We tryn'a play some games.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
To be fair, though, chips are pretty cool.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 06:16 PM       
Zomboid must have some pretty lame friends then.

Chips are rad.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
Guitar Hero? Rockband? Screw that. Ladies and gentlemen - THE FUTURE

How do you feel about Nintendo NOW Zomboid?
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I feel pretty good since it has both of those already
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