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elx · #**66351**

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

Otto · #**66352**

My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.

Tadao · #**66353**

I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Grislygus · #**66354**

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Originally Posted by elx

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

THE HELL I've lost the opportunity, I'm doing some fancy phoneline footwork right now, I'm getting that information back from the Census call centers. It would only be a stranger danger job if I was still stuck in the backwoods of Oregon, where grizzled rednecks hole up with their weaponry in makeshift fortresses and prepare for the New World Order.

my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY)

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Really? Fuck, I may be bringing a roll of twenties when I go to the training sessions

Dimnos · #**66355**

Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.

elx · #**66356**

sounds like a solid plan to me

Grislygus · #**66357**

Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS

Fathom Zero · #**66358**

http://img143.yfrog.com/i/b14.mp4/

Kitsa · #**66359**

Tadao · #**66360**

Bewbs or I move him closer.

Dimnos · #**66361**

Their faces.

Fathom Zero · #**66362**

"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.

Zhukov · #**66363**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand.

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

Grislygus · #**66364**

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MY POOR PEOPLE

Tadao · #**66365**

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

Esuohlim · #**66366**

I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

Zhukov · #**66367**

I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.

That's an awful beard though.