So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.
As a bonus, I stopped by a little souvenir stand in WV and the next day they had the biggest mining disaster in 25 years there. :/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
My dad might be getting a job with a mining company. It's a job for suits but it'd entail him going down into the mines so he could still be cool and get black lung.
If only things were still the way they where when my family was still working in the mines, like coal companies hiring goons with machine guns and crop-duster bombers to crush unions.
I've heard about some pretty dangerous silver mines in...Bolivia or something. They employ kids who pick up dynamite and cocaine on the way to work and smoke like 8 packs a day for nerves or something ridiculous like that.
I picked up my homebrewing kit yesterday and have decided that my first project will be to brew up a batch of spiced mead. I also picked up some flip-top bottles and am working on a label. I think I'm going to call this batch "Posey's Vile Swill."
I always just washed out old milk cartons and filled them up with my home brew. Labels are for suckers and people willing to part with their liquid baby.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible