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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:58 AM       
BOMB NEW : God doesn't exist "It's fully impossible if you see amoeba DNA.". Related to this Bush commits suicide because is no longer sin.

Headlines: Eruption in La Palma, billions of tons of rock sunk in Atlantic, 2 Miles Tsunami flooded the whole American continent, a billion deaths expected. NOBODY CARES.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 08:27 PM       
you should really try coherence, it's a blast
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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:56 PM       
Yeah, coherence is fun, it allows me to difference two stranger Countries.

Spain: That Fascist/Soviet country at south of Europe (or ass of Europe) never used 'sombreros'. At least they got Las Palmas, or 'instant tsunami'

Mexico: Rat producer country, everyone murder women and wears sombrero.

Please, don't pollute the good name of Mexico mixing it with Spain.

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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 06:56 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 07:09 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:03 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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BOMB NEW : God doesn't exist "It's fully impossible if you see amoeba DNA.". Related to this Bush commits suicide because is no longer sin.


Headlines: Eruption in La Palma, billions of tons of rock sunk in Atlantic, 2 Miles Tsunami flooded the whole American continent, a billion deaths expected. NOBODY CARES.
That's too danm long for a headline.

"Villagers fend off Nixon's reanimated corpse".
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
"Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin resurrected! Fight to be aired Live on Pay-Per-View!"

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"Benito Mussolini vs Emperor Hirohito vs Woodrow Wilson in No Holds Barred Three-way Steel Cage Match! 'Zombie Cage Fights draw in a crowd.' exclaims promoter"
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:25 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
JESUS RETURNS, SEES EVERYONE IS A JERK, LEAVES AGAIN
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:16 AM       
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:16 AM       
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:19 AM       
"AREA MAN CLAIMS TO READ SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER; ONLY READS HEADLINES"
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:24 AM       
seriously did i accidentally steal that "Stupid Thing Overheard" from the onion because I've been sitting on that one for like weeks unable to confirm weather or not I did
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:27 AM       
i have no idea i just wanted to bring up that headline b/c that article is super funny, esp after reading the aim chat log regarding the creation of said article at the bottom
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