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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 11:05 AM        BLASPHEMUR!
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[quote=MattJack;520917]Guitar Hero.
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Dynasty Warriors.
Mortal Kombat for the Sega.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 06:30 PM       
Ok fuck yallz!

Altered beast, OLD SCHOOL FPS GAMES, quest 64, goemon, and sub zero mythology all kicked ass.

Sub zero mythologies was pretty weak in some areas but if you were a kid when it came out like most of you most assuredly were, you were a fag if you didn't at least enjoy it for the gore.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
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Ok fuck yallz!

Altered beast, OLD SCHOOL FPS GAMES, quest 64, goemon, and sub zero mythology all kicked ass.

Sub zero mythologies was pretty weak in some areas but if you were a kid when it came out like most of you most assuredly were, you were a fag if you didn't at least enjoy it for the gore.
I didn't enjoy it because it got almost fucking impossible to beat after the third or fourth missions.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
Yes.

I want that game but I can't find it anywhere and ebay is expensive. ;_;
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
LAST ACTION HERO.

But seriously it's unfair to put video games based on movies in these kinds of lists because video games based on movies usually suck pretty much 95% of the time.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 11:54 PM       
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LAST ACTION HERO.

But seriously it's unfair to put video games based on movies in these kinds of lists because video games based on movies usually suck pretty much 95% of the time.

True Lies for Megadrive and SNES was awesome. Sure it didn't really follow the plot in the movie, but it was 100% fun to play.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
I thought I already posted in a topic about shit video games, but I guess I was WRONG. Well, free games and the N64 suck, so that's a trend most can agree on.

5. Diddy Kong Racing (N64) - Everybody clamored about this game, even police officers. I thought it was irritating and shit at best. But notable that they pushed Conker as a children's character before a really unexpected 180.

4. Pokemon Snap (N64) - Quite possibly one of the most pointless games ever made. It had a special ploy to print stickers at Blockbusters, which lasted all of a month.

3. Adventure Quest (FREE MMO) You think Quest 64 was boring and uninspired!? The banner ads give a perfect idea of just how uincreative this brainless shitfest is.

2. Runescape (FREE MMO) Because it's concocted the most surreal imagery I've ever seen in my life. Dozens of kids running to the public library to play a god-awful MMO with horrible graphics and stuff. On the bright side, the graphics aren't done in MS Paint anymore and rather 3dSMAX version 2.0 or something. Still, I played it for five minutes and said "What the fuck are my friends on?".

1. Strategy Guides. I think a top five lists of most pointless strategy guides would be more amusing.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:30 PM       
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1. Strategy Guides. I think a top five lists of most pointless strategy guides would be more amusing.
Except that the entire list would be populated by the FF9 strategy guide, the most useless piece of shit ever produced. Every page had a numerical code you were supposed to type into PlayOnline.com that would take you to a 404 error page because they released the game before finishing the website.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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3. Adventure Quest

2. Runescape
I agree. When I played RuneScape, I made my player an archer, but when I finally got the best free player armor for archers, pvp clans would laugh at me because they'd rather pick a "pure" with 60 ranging and 10 defence who appears at the same combat level as my 40 ranging and 40 defence. Even though the "pure" can't even wear the full armor at that low defence.

But after playing Adventure Quest for about 10 minutes, I thought "Wow, this even makes RuneScape look good." But they're both garbage.

Also, I haven't seen Second Life mentioned here yet. There's no point to it at all, and they make you pay your real money to own e-land.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
Willow on the NES is the only situation where the game was superior to the movie.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
  • Final fantasy mystic quest (SNES), the shittiest RPG of all time, I actually bought this piece of crap back in the day.
  • Wayne´s world (SNES)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
  • Wing of Wor also called Gynoug (Genesis), a horrible and ridiculously difficult shooter
  • Maximum Carnage (SNES)
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 01:53 AM       
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  • Maximum Carnage (SNES)
This game was ridiculous fun back in my day, and beating it was nearly impossible unless you had a cheat device. Never mind even mentioning Green Jelly playing two whole 16-bit butt-rock songs on it.

As for strategy guides, the FF9 one sucked, but they also made ones for Pokemon Snap and Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku. it's amazing how they'll concoct guides for the stupidest games.
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Old Jan 11th, 2008, 03:07 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 05:42 PM       
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Willow on the NES is the only situation where the game was superior to the movie.
Well, if you're not Japanese you may not be familiar with Sweet Home, but the Famicom game is a great survival-horror RPG (although for some reason I keep forgetting about it whenever I post in favorites NES games/scary games/whatever, even though at another forum I use the cameraman for my avatar). The movie is MST3K material.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
Yeah maybe if willow (the movie) didn't kick so much ass that would be possible.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:25 PM       
for once, I really truly agree with Zomboid. I fucking love Willow.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
I do too, but the game is fucking spectacular. :0
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
Runescape always was garbage. I remember playing as Banjo in DKR and was like heh, this guys pretty neat. Then he got his own game, and I was like aw... now EVERYONE will like him.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 12:17 AM       
I hate all strategy guides anyway and I hate giving in to the pressure of looking up how to get past certain areas of games when I'm stuck.

I can never find anyone who shares this opinion though I find it more rewarding to figure stuff out on my own because I'm a huge fag
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I can never find anyone who shares this opinion though I find it more rewarding to figure stuff out on my own because I'm a huge fag
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM       
what makes it worse is when you get help with the part you're stuck on you find out it's retardedly simple and feel like an idiot for not knowing what to do
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I never had problems with the barrel when I played Sonic3 on Mega Drive. But when I played the game few years ago on emulator it was frustrating. To make things worse, the carnival zone's music is fucking annoying, as if the game itself would mock you for your retarded attempts to pass the barrel
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