What a bunch of masturbatory product-placement-heavy claptrap about a bunch of bands I care little to nothing about. Rock journalism has gone down the shitter hard.
All I came away with was vague surprise about Patton Oswalt being moderately articulate in an op-ed piece.
Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
I passed right by Mt Airy not long ago and didn't stop, now I wish I had, not that it would have meant or changed a damn thing.
I also bypassed the graves of Chang and Eng, the famous Barnum & Bailey conjoined twins who became tobacco farmers and slave owners and baptist deacons.
Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.
Yeah Planned Parenthood was going to charge me a bunch o money, but then I lost my job and they said "How about ten bucks then?"
I used to have ICQ as my instant messenger. That was awesome. Everyone had it and life was great. Than I had to add YIM and AIM because people are fickle and gay. Then MSN and now I'm supposed to Skype? Fuck all ya'll. I don't need to talk to anyone that badly.
once i tried icq and was like "NUMBERS? FUCKEN GAY" and then i tried yim and some 40-something dude sent me a message and i was like "SERIOUSLY FUCKEN GAY" and now it's 2012 and i still use aim