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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:20 PM       
Its no secret that games typically suck these days, with an exception to a handful (until nameless ass hats overhype the sin out of it), but can you really say that every new game merits a complaint?

Edit: I take it back, most games do merit a complaint or two, if not all.

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 02:30 AM       
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AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY GAME THAT COMES OUT.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
Earthbound doesn't
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 02:09 AM       
HappyHamster: Has opinions about stuff.

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 02:55 AM       
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Earthbound doesn't
Yeah, true...got me there.

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 04:48 PM       
I beat Soul Reaver 2 awhile ago. Other than the puzzles the game mechanics were pretty shitty but the story was so good that I was burning up for more. I immediately went to play Legacy of Kain: Defiance and after ten minutes I'd lost all interest. The narrative feels too much like a video game, that might sound stupid but if your a fan of the series I think you might know what I mean. Plot seems to take a back seat to explaining game mechanics, Kain at one point actually makes a video game "in-joke." Am I being to quick to judge maybe?
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
No, you're not. That series peaked with Soul Reaver as far as I'm concerned.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:34 AM       
The series peaked with Blood omen itself, the first one
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:51 AM       
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The series peaked with Blood omen itself, the first one
Loved that one. Blood Omen 2 droned on, and I had to force myself to play it just to get to the end, not out of enjoyment...
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
Yahtzee's Deus Ex song made my day
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:53 PM       
mine too plus wth how come aus ain't get rock band yet i've been waiting for that review for like a year
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
Anybody else read about the Watchmen game?
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 12:18 AM       
A six-part downloadable brawler on the PSN, Xbox Live Arcade, and Steam set five years before the comic and movie. I'm really getting into the Watchman, and the original illustrator's in on the games, as well as Zack Snyder, so I think it'll be alright.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 02:26 AM       
Why....goddammit, why should a Watchmen game fucking exist? Its bad enough a movie is being made...it was fine the way it was, in comic form. Theres no need for a movie, let alone a game regardless of how "good" it might be.
I could be in for a surprise, but I wont hold my breath.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
Watchmen video game? Mehhhh I'm on the fence about this one





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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 09:45 PM       
I can't help but be excited about anything Watchmen right now. Sure, there's a big chance that the movie and game will turn out to be shitty, especially to those of us that really like the novel. Having said that, Watchmen has such a great plot, characters, and mood that it would be a crime to not bring it to the masses.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
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I can't help but be excited about anything Watchmen right now. Sure, there's a big chance that the movie and game will turn out to be shitty, especially to those of us that really like the novel. Having said that, Watchmen has such a great plot, characters, and mood that it would be a crime to not bring it to the masses.
Yeah but that doesnt exactly mean that it should be made into a movie or game... if the world should see it (again) then it should be re-released in the form of some kind of....giant book. And you could just pick it up at a store that sells other books, of various kinds... a store of books.
I shouldnt bitch though, I enjoyed the Sin City movie... Still, I wouldnt be surprised if the movie turns out shit (including the game.)
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 10:39 PM       
I just fulfilled all the inane requirments to get the actual ending in Cave Story and the thing glitches the fuck up when I beat the core thingy.

I didn't invest money in this game, but I sure is hell invested time.
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 03:02 AM       
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I just fulfilled all the inane requirments to get the actual ending in Cave Story and the thing glitches the fuck up when I beat the core thingy.
Same thing happened to me several times...damn near broke the cat over this
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 11:23 PM       
There's sort of this stigma about comic books, which is why a lot of people don't bother with them. How many people knew Road to Perdition or A History of Violence were graphic novels before they were movies? Plus I'm pretty sure that reading in general has taken a backseat to movies and games with recent generations. Like The Lord of the Rings or The Chronicles of Narnia, young people will discover the book via the movie.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 02:10 AM       
I know and I understand, but doesnt it bother you? Even just a tiny bit, that reading has taken a backseat to movies and games?
All the great books and such are being re-made (and some are literally being re-made...by explaining the history of a certain character, or adding useless sex scenes or what have you), some of the movies have entire scenes that weren't in the books...Its kind of sad in a way.
But I hope that some people dont take the fandom to far. I mean, not to long ago, I saw someones drawing of Spider ...except that he was drawn in that obnoxious anime style and trying to ass rape Rorschach.... do you have any idea how upsetting that was? Christ....
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 12:53 PM       
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I know and I understand, but doesnt it bother you? Even just a tiny bit, that reading has taken a backseat to movies and games?
All the great books and such are being re-made (and some are literally being re-made...by explaining the history of a certain character, or adding useless sex scenes or what have you), some of the movies have entire scenes that weren't in the books...Its kind of sad in a way.
But I hope that some people dont take the fandom to far. I mean, not to long ago, I saw someones drawing of Spider ...except that he was drawn in that obnoxious anime style and trying to ass rape Rorschach.... do you have any idea how upsetting that was? Christ....
I'm fine with a game, a movie or a book as long as it's enjoyable. The thing about adding and deleting stuff is that movies, games, and books are completely different mediums. No one ever complains that novelizations of films tend to differ greatly from the film. Yet everyone complains when a movie differs from the book or game it's based on.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 01:02 PM       
I know that they are different mediums...ones a book you read, ones a book you watch, and ones a book you play, in a way. But thats not an excuse to turn anything anyone wanted into a movie/game.
Like I said though, I enjoyed Sin City and found the comics that way, so this movie could be good. The games look pretty good but nothing I can take to seriously. (meaning i could play it for a bit but get bored before any real time passes)
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 01:12 PM       
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No one ever complains that novelizations of films tend to differ greatly from the film. Yet everyone complains when a movie differs from the book or game it's based on.
Also, the reason why this is is because when you read a book, you already have this idea how everything should look and feel. When you read the book version of a movie, youve already had everything described to you (well, youve seen it visually).
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 02:13 AM       
no we've all been desensitized
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