Oh, man. I got something to day. Careful, this is gonna be a long one!
I woke up this afternoon and found that I had a package waiting for me on the porch. Being the curious rascal that I am I immediately tore into it:
![](http://i.imgur.com/xQHnh.jpg)
Oh man! Oranges! I love Oranges!
![](http://i.imgur.com/D6H9q.jpg)
Waaaait a minute. This isn't a box of fruit. What do we have here?
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZPedU.jpg)
It looks like someone wants to play a game. Let's dig a little deeper.
![](http://i.imgur.com/6nOrt.jpg)
Oh! It's my secret Santa gift! It doesn't say who it's from though. Might as well open ALL OF THE GIFTS RIGHT N- Oh, wait. Maybe we should follow the instructions instead.
![](http://i.imgur.com/QSTps.jpg)
Here is present 1, just like the letter said.
![](http://i.imgur.com/UkmTz.jpg)
Oh jeez, look at all this awesome candy. Christmas Gum tape, suckers, and Peppermint dark chocolate. This has been the best Christmas yet!
![](http://i.imgur.com/ONt9t.jpg)
Wait what's that? There's more? Better open the next present.
![](http://i.imgur.com/hNQQB.jpg)
Ah! It's Domo-kun! And something else!
"DOMO-KUN IS FREE! DOMO-KUN RULE ALL!"
"THIS DOMO-KUN CHRISTMAS NOW!!!"
"DOMO-KUN LOVE STICKERS! STICKERS GREAT!"
"ESPECIALLY ABOBO STICKER FROM 1989!!!"
Wow, that sticker is as old as I am.
![](http://i.imgur.com/bkEqQ.jpg)
Next letter! I have no idea how the next gift can one up this one. Domo-Kun is pretty amazing!
![](http://i.imgur.com/uG1Vx.jpg)
Get ready? Ready for what exactly?
![](http://i.imgur.com/M9nwk.png)
Let's find out.
"RAAAGH! GBA! GBA!"
Woah! A Gameboy Advance! Awesome!
![](http://i.imgur.com/OUlBs.jpg)
With a copy of Jackie Chan Adventures as well. (Which is a nice little beat 'em up and one of the first GBA games I ever played.)
![](http://i.imgur.com/9lr6x.jpg)
But there are still more letters, and more presents. This guy is being way too generous here.
![](http://i.imgur.com/BH6I7.jpg)
Keep on truckin' on to the next gift!
![](http://i.imgur.com/dnpXU.jpg)
MORE GAMEBOY GAMES!
"DOMO-KUN PLAY FOREVER!!!"
![](http://i.imgur.com/DeMy4.jpg)
Time for the next letter.
![](http://i.imgur.com/aIDl9.jpg)
Indeed you are awesome, mysterious gift giver! Rampage pleases Domo-kun! Let's rip the last present open!
![](http://i.imgur.com/ji0Gr.jpg)
Oh wow, some Lego mini-figures and a Pokemon toy. Awesome! I love lego mini-figures!
"RAAAGH! DEAD BODIES!!"
Let's put them back together, Domo-kun!
![](http://i.imgur.com/wPkdZ.jpg)
Ah, the first mini-figure is William Shakespeare!
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it."
"DOMO-KUN LOOOOOVE BEATNIKS!"
![](http://i.imgur.com/5fANc.jpg)
The second mini-fig is the dreaded BLACK KNIGHT!
![](http://i.imgur.com/cAmWa.gif)
And of course here's Baoppu!... Oh, uh. I mean there goes Baoppu
![](http://i.imgur.com/DI5pZ.jpg)
And here is the last letter... Let's see what it says.
![](http://i.imgur.com/3WXqP.jpg)
Oh! It was Blood_Panther all along!
![](http://i.imgur.com/gA9fI.jpg)
Thank you so much, Blood_Panther! This has to be one of the best Christmas presents ever!
"BYE-BYE!!!"
edit:
My cat helped me open all these wonderful presents.
Thanks again, Blood_Panther!
![](http://i.imgur.com/eBdn4.jpg)
![](http://i.imgur.com/j9scC.jpg)
![](http://i.imgur.com/C8PtN.jpg)