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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:34 AM       
Yesterday I wanted something chocolate and all we had was a bag of chocolate chips. I was planning to eat about a handful, a few chips at a time, as I was watching TV in bed. (Slovenly and decadent, I know).

So I haul myself into bed, get all comfortable with the chip bag resting on my stomach, and try to open it. It's sealed up tight. I struggle with it for a few minutes before the middle seam tears and the bag explodes, chocolate chips flying everywhere.

So then I'm grumbling, right, trying to find all the chocolate chips before they melt into the sheets and/or pillows and/or mattress. I think I've got them all rounded up and I throw them away, then give up on the chocolate chips and decide to take a nap instead.

When I woke up, the chocolate chips that had evaded capture had melted all over me, making me look as if I'd rolled in shit. How embarrassing.

Long story short, I'm never eating chocolate chips in bed again.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 11:03 AM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 01:16 PM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 02:47 PM       


These are quite possibly the best chicken fingers I've ever had.

They make burger and nuggs too. I also have some of their fish stickers home. Hoping they are of the same quality
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 02:49 PM       


Shit was gooooood.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 02:59 PM       
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Shit was gooooood.
Those have made me ill a few times.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 02:51 PM       
I'm getting hungry as a mofucker in here.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 03:14 PM       
Im feeling pretty fat and nasty... In a good way.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 09:00 PM       
Jalapeno kettle chips. I think I have a new favorite snack food
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:58 AM       
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Jalapeno kettle chips. I think I have a new favorite snack food
god yeah

Every time I go to diet someone buys a bag of these for me
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 09:12 PM       
I made mini peanut butter cookies with mini hershey's kisses on them.

The downside to mini cookies is that you feel like you're allowed to eat a lot more of them.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:45 PM       
i just ate mashed pottatoes with chesse and portk meat in delicious green sauce i swear i could drink that stuff as water
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 01:03 AM       
Punjab Choley with rice. It's good, but way too hot.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 01:34 AM       
OMG that sounds yummy right now.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:46 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
Do you make your own?

I make my own chhole with chickpeas, onions, vinegar and various spices. It's damn tasty.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 03:33 PM       
No, It's from Trader Joes. I do wish I could make my own though. Do you just throw everything into a pot and let it simmer?
Willie, Tims are pretty sweet, but no way are they the best.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
I dry-roast the spices in a pan until I can smell them, then add olive oil and onions and cook until the onions turn that curry-yellow color. Then I add the chickpeas and a little bit of vinegar and let it simmer for quite a while.

I eat mine cold. It's good with chives on it, too.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
What kind of spices do you use? I know that ginger is involved, as is garlic.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 08:42 PM       
I make mine hotter and without as much sauce as you're probably used to, but this is mine:



I normally wing it and don't use a recipe, so I had to look up the last recipe I bothered to write down and give someone.

2 cans chickpeas/garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed very well in cold water

2 teaspoons olive oil

1/2 small onion, chopped fine

3 cloves fresh garlic, chopped fine

fresh chives if available, I had to use dried ones but fresh are much tastier

1 teaspoon ginger root powder

1 teaspoon garam masala

dash cumin seeds (because I had some handy, but I don't think they're essential)

the juice of 1 lemon (halve and microwave it for a few seconds beforehand to make it easier to juice)

Deep frying pan or shallow saucepan

Dry-roast the seeds and garam masala over medium-high until fragrant, then quickly turn heat to medium and add oil, spreading it evenly over the pan.

Once the oil is warm, add the drained chickpeas, onion and garlic and toss for a few minutes. Sprinkle ginger powder and dried chives over the chickpeas and stir to coat evenly. When the onions start to take on a golden-brown look and become somewhat soft, turn the heat down to medium-low and add the lemon juice. From there, I just let it simmer for an hour or so. If you're lucky enough to have fresh chives, add them in toward the end.

You can eat it hot or do as I do and stick it in the fridge before attacking it. I love eating it cold.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
Thanks. I'll def give this a try.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
no problem, adjust it up or down in spiciness as you see fit.

For what it's worth, I make aloo chaat pretty much the same way, only with potatoes, and I eat that cold too.
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Old Sep 25th, 2009, 08:36 AM       
we should have a recipes thread. I'm going to give that one a try soon too.
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Old Sep 25th, 2009, 08:52 AM       
I should put my oreo ball one up. That's popular during the holidays, it's like chocolate crack.
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