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Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
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Apr 26th, 2006, 05:19 AM
Sniperwulf you're almost as bad as Finnish people. You know why else Finnish people suck? Because residents of Finland and Lapland, respectively, are known as Finns and Lapps. That's just an outright proclamation, "my country sucks and I like sex with men". Since you're from Canada, a country serving as the monarchial douchebag (long-since discarded) of Great Britain, you are guilty by association of the faulty anglocization of the Suomi and Sámi peoples.
Do not question the soundness of my logic. I will not illustrate it for you because your head would explode and I would thereby be accused of commiting a hate crime against the mentally handicapped.
You know something else about Finland? They're the only country to pay the United States in full for debts incurred by World War I. Sounds nice, right? Except it's just a self-righteous fart against the winds of American commerce.
Finland has lots of Lutherans, too. Well, by "lots" I mean that it's considerable for a country of 12 million or so. I won't offend anyone's religious sensibilities (unless you want me to), but I really can't refrain from pointing out that Martin Luther's pathological scrupolosity was rooted in the worst case of constipation in the history of religion.
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