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bigtimecow · #1

ahhhhhhh noooooo babs

Ant10708 · #2

So this guy stopped wasting his life on videogames in order to waste his life making videos on youtube about how he wasted his life on videogames?

Guitar Woman · #3

I want someone to make a Stealth Survival Horror game wherin you stay alive in hostile, terrifying environments by sneaking around, surprise-killing monsters, creating diversions, etc.

Basically, the Shalebridge Cradle extended for 8 hours. All 3 Thief games have some pretty fantastic scary moments/levels, and I don't see why something like that wouldn't work as the formula for a full game.

I also think the last time I was too scared to finish playing a level in one sitting was, like, Ocarina of Time. I tip my hat to Ion Storm.

Grislygus · #4

I never liked the first one, but oh how I loved the fucking bejeesus out of Deadly Shadows

Dr. Boogie · #5

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I want someone to make a Stealth Survival Horror game wherin you stay alive in hostile, terrifying environments by sneaking around, surprise-killing monsters, creating diversions, etc.

Basically, the Shalebridge Cradle extended for 8 hours. All 3 Thief games have some pretty fantastic scary moments/levels, and I don't see why something like that wouldn't work as the formula for a full game.

They did that already. It was called Vampire Rain, and it sucked.

Zomboid · #6

Fuck, did it ever.

Guitar Woman · #7

Oh.

Well, shit.

Fathom Zero · #8

I should really play them.

Guitar Woman · #9

Yeah, you should, it's probably the best series ever.

I hope Thief 4 has a dynamic awareness level for guards where they don't just forget that they saw you if you get caught but then run away and hide again. They could also get increasingly suspicious the more noise you make, and at some point realize that the thing hurling pots and wine bottles around in the other room isn't just a large, obnoxious rat. This is one reason I like playing the Spy in TF2 so much; if you do enough damage, people get paranoid, and start to realize and look out for unseen threats. In turn, that makes it about twice as satisfying when you outwit them anyway and commit rape upon the enemy ranks. It's really the ultimate stealth game. Or would be if Valve would fix backstab detection, goddamnit

One thing I liked in Thief 3 was that unarmed NPCs would run and find a guard to clean your clock if they saw you, wheras in the other games they'd pretty much run through the mansion waving their arms and hollering while the sentries stood around staring at walls and muttering about how much they hate stale bread.

Nick · #10

Don't you mean THI4F

Dr. Boogie · #11

The Fast and the Thiefious.

Nick · #12

2 Fast
2 Thiefous

Jeff The Ninja · #13

The fast and the Thiefious : Tokyo Theft.

Nick · #14

Fast and the Thiefious: Return of Vin Diesel

Zomboid · #15

Knock it off.

Supafly345 · #16

captain516 · #17

Are those new Pokemon games any good? Does anybody here even play Pokemon?

10,000 Volt Ghost · #18

I've played Red when it came out. Once there was more than 151 I lost interest.

Phoenix Gamma · #19

The new games are basically the same as the old ones, except with more Mons to Poke. That, and they revamped the combat and stat system, though if you aren't OCD about that shit, you might not tell the difference. Well, aside from the fact that attacks are now grouped as Physical or Special.

Oh, and online battling and trading means I can stalk children without having to walk all the way to the playground with my DS.