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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 09:28 PM       
The people who make those____Movies will most likely make a ____Movie for every single genre and sub-genre. Sci-fi movie, Action movie, Zombie movie, Adam Sandler movie, book adaptation movie, Snuf film movie, etc.

They just can't make a funny movie.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:41 PM       
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The people who make those____Movies will most likely make a ____Movie for every single genre and sub-genre. Sci-fi movie, Action movie, Zombie movie, Adam Sandler movie, book adaptation movie, Snuf film movie, etc.

They just can't make a funny movie.
I'm just waiting for the day when they make a Fantasy Movie. Bet that one will suck and include things that are not of the Fantasy genre (while managing, at the same time, to piddle on classics such as Lord of the Rings, assuming they have not done so already).
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:28 PM       
I love Kung Pow. Not many people do though.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
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I love Kung Pow. Not many people do though.
Agreed 10K. Not everyone can appreciate the subtleties of Kung Pow. I've seen it twice and laughed my ass off both times.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 12:37 AM       
Mission Impossible 2 was the first movie I saw that I remember not liking. I think I was about 11, and I saw it in theatres, and after I saw it I went on and on about how bad it was and all the good reasons I had for not liking it.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 03:53 AM       
kung pow is great in places and absolutely awful in others if they'd left out all of the entirely-cgi characters (baby, cow, 'tonguey', etc) it would've been great
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 04:35 AM       
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kung pow is great in places and absolutely awful in others if they'd left out all of the entirely-cgi characters (baby, cow, 'tonguey', etc) it would've been great
Yep, the CGI stuff were the only parts of the movie I didn't like. Everything else was absolutely awesome. Evil Betty rules. And of course....

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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 04:55 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 05:18 AM       
Open Water
What a fucking waste of time.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 08:55 PM       
If I made an opnion before on worst movie this overwrites any previously posted .

Now a toss up between "The Core" and Terror Toons.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 11:42 PM       
my least favorite move ever is fear dot com, what a joke of a movie
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
my friend and I both say Open Water
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 01:48 AM       
I haven't seen open water, and I don't intened to. Isn't it just 2 people floating in the water for an hour and a half complaining about how the sharks are going to eat them, until the sharks eat them?
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 02:05 AM       
least favorite movie that doesn't exist: a buddy cop film parody starring dane cook and larry the cable guy, directed by tyler perry
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 02:09 AM       
Wow. Existent or not, that is my least favorite movie. I'll have nightmares.
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 04:42 AM       
master tang is my favorite
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
I myself can't put scifi-channel movies in this category as each week they out do the last. I watch them every Saturday and yes, they are all completely horrid.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:56 PM       
at this point, is scifi joking? They can't possibly be serious, can they?
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 03:16 PM       
I think they know what they are doing. They hire known over actors and put them in characters that are supposed to shout a lot, like an army general and such. They sure as hell get feedback about their mad CGI skills.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 03:29 PM       
The guys over at scifi should do cgi for everything.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 03:52 PM       
ive seen a few good scifi movies ;o but i cant remember the names of them. You can usually tell when they are trying though ;o
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:05 PM       
I remember watching Ice Spiders and saying, out loud, "What the fuck?"
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There are far worse than Ice Spiders.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
I know, but Ice Spiders was the one I was unlucky enough to be watching at that time.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
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I know, but Ice Spiders was the one I was unlucky enough to be watching at that time.
Oh lord, I saw that one (or part of it). I don't know which was more insane: The green, polygon-like spider or the fact that one nearly rammed and knocked over a bus (which was more than twice as big as it).

I saw Megasnake, which I only watched because it was supposed to "star" the hero Feedback (star my foot, he was only in for two minutes, which were the best two minutes of the thing I might add).

Hmm... Jumper was pretty awful. Concept was great and they somehow made it make no sense.

Oh, and Tales of Desperux. I didn't even like any of the characters, they were either nasty or pathetic. I had to wonder how Dustin Hoffman agreed to be in that (of course, he also agreed to "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium", so maybe he's just got no standards at this point in his life).
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