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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 03:24 PM        Creationist Science Fair
More than likely a joke, but still great:

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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 03:31 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
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2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"

David Block and Trevor Murry (grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how they reveal God's design in nature.
OMG! OMG! OMG! How did this not take 1st! How can the nation... NO the WORLD ignore such hard hitting evidence of gods existence!!!!
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
i think this site is a joke, although it's hard to tell :o they link to several sites of genuine insanity like answersingenesis
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
It has to be a joke... I think.... hell with the level of stupidity in the world today I cant tell anymore...
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:10 PM       


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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:28 PM       
Do people really think like this?

I'm afraid.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
He says "well-made" banana.

Does God make a lot of fuckup bananas? Are they still proof God exists?
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:30 PM       
I was trying to explain to my mom that I would believe in god if he would just admit that he is imperfect and screws up a lot.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:34 PM       


"Intellectual-free zone" about says it.

On a side note, I knew I should never take Kirk Cameron seriously.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:49 PM       
Bananas were made to fit perfectly in GG Allin's butt.

I'm convinced now.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 05:59 PM       
i assume the non-wellmade bananas are the wild bananas that are impossible to eat cuz they're mostly seeds, and the wellmade ones are the bananas cultivated over thousands of years that are incapable of growing without human intervention.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
Plus, the wild bananas don't curve toward your face.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 06:45 PM       
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http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 07:20 PM       
I seriously hope that site's a joke. It really got my eyebrows wiggling.

On the other hand, people can believe in some really nutty stuff.

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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 07:40 PM       
uncultivated bananas are also small, from what I remember, and probably wouldn't fit into your hands so comfortably

it took years of cultivating to mold them into that large and delicious penis shape.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
GOD MADE THOSE BANANAS IN THEIR CURRENT FORM AND NO OTHER AND DON'T TRY AND TELL ME OTHERWISE BECAUSE I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALA
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 08:01 PM       
HEY DARWIN, ROCKS CAN'T EVOLVE, HOW DID THEY GET HERE HUH
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 08:10 PM       
THE DEVIL TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT, HE'S TESTING MY FAITH
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 08:25 PM       
Yeah, didn't you know that the Devil snuck around, one unspecified night, and carefully buried every fossil ever found? He was also careful to put them at different depths so that people might actually think they lived at different times!!!
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 08:33 PM       
Yet again that had nothing to do with what was said.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:03 PM       
I made a comment on Devil conspiracy. I kind of fail to see how that's grossly out of place in this thread.

But nevermind that, I'll join in the conversation on God making bananas in His own image.

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...een/banana.jpg
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