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Chojin · #1

maybe this thread belongs in loveline

anyway the conan forums are having an emotionally-charged discussion about it at the moment and i'm really curious what drives guys into a blind fagrage when the subject of hitting women comes up. what's the big deal?

connery knows what's up

Fathom Zero · #2

Connery is a staunch man, standin' his ground. Good stuff.

I'll hit anybody if I had to.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #3

Sean Connery be keepin his pimp hand strong.

Kitsa · #4

I wonder where his wife stands on a swift kick to the nuts when he, you know, keeps going, even after you let him have the last word.

I'm guessing that, to paraphrase Gene Simmons, she "enjoys her houses" too much to mind. Oh well.

That being said, I know of many people, female and otherwise, who are just begging to be slapped.

Pentegarn · #5

Where's that slap a bitch and you can have this look of satisfaction pic at?

Been 5 posts now and no sign of it yet. Let's get a move on peeps

Kitsa · #6

it's in some folder somewhere and I'm lazy. I did my part, got the pseudo-indignant female reaction out of the way so y'all could say OH HERE WE GO

Pentegarn · #7

Zhukov · #8

Obviously I'd enjoy hitting anyone who deserved it. I'm not in the game of hitting partners over petty arguments though; that's a touch melodramatic and crazy for me.

Chojin · #9

yeah i guess that's pretty much where i sit. if you come to blows with a partner, you better be ready to end the relationship then and there, and it really has nothing to do with gender at that point.

MarioRPG · #10

Way back in grade 8 I hit a girl square in the face.
Scenario: this girl stole my jacket, and I wasn't having that. I'd go to grab it and she'd pull it away etc. So it got to the point where I asked her to give it to me. She refused three times. I told her I'd ask again, and if she didn't give it to me, I'd punch her.
Bitch just didn't know when to quit.

Grislygus · #11

lol, fagrage

now tell me, how did this "emotionally charged" argument come about? i want to see these people who feel that they genuinely need to defend the position of NOT punching women in the face on a regular basis

Chojin · #12

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?t=225581

someone linked the roger huerta video

Grislygus · #13

no one was emotionally charged, in a state fagrage, or being trolled at all in that thread. I'm extremely disappointed

Chojin · #14

you have to go to page 2

Grislygus · #15

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Originally Posted by Chojin

you have to go to page 2

I went through to page 3. It was disappointing; after all that buildup, it should have been something like this

Topic: "wtf"
kraegarthagutburster: "sSo the ex and I have been fighting over child custody forever, right. she comes over las sunday and is all, "I'm taking my son" and I'm like, "YOUR son" and she's like "yeah, my son" and then she says that she's got a new lawyer now and that she's gunning for full custody, said that she could prove in court that i was an abusive alcoholic in court and that i would never see my son again. So I punched her. Instant KO, totally badass. End of story, right? WRONG. now I've completely lost custody and she's pressed assault charges. wtf"

BARONMUNCHAUSEN: ha ha holy shit"

MaggotCaster: "what the fuck is wrong with you"

fangfacekilla93: "lolwut"

HolyTemplar_of_theNineWorlds: "OMG WTF 0_0 you do not hit wome under any circumstances!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Darkblade: "faggot"

fangfacekilla93: "@Templar: guy's a psycho, lol"

Darkblade: "Faggots. Weren't you LISTENING. this is about a FATHER'S love for his CHILD. My friend's brother's cousin's friend lost his kids to his ex because she was a lying bitch, i would hav done the samne thing. All women are whores, should have kicked her teeth and scarred her face too so that no one would marry the ugly bitch women are WHORES"

HolyTemplar_of_theNineWorlds: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU ARE SICK TWISTED FUCKS THAT PROBABLY LIVE IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID AND ARE UGLY ANGRY PEOPLE THAT WORK IN MINIMUM WAGE JOBS"

LordFluffington: "i dont ;know. i would never personally, hit a woman. but i can understand why someone would do it, especially if. they deserved it"

Mockery · #16

I look at it this way:

I would never hit Re. If she hit me as hard as she could, it might leave a bruise at best. If I hit her even half as hard as I could, it would break her face. I just think it's pathetic when a guy can't exercise the physical self-control when he's really mad at a woman. Nothing wrong with yelling at each other or whatever, but when things turn physical, I think the advantage is on the side of the guy in most cases.... not to mention beating the shit out of somebody doesn't really prove any point in a verbal dispute that you were having. It's usually what some hotheads will resort to when they've been proven wrong and want to save face. "Oh shit, she's actually got a point there! Well, this punch in the face should put us on even ground!" *bip*

:/

Pentegarn · #17

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Originally Posted by Mockery

I look at it this way:

I would never hit Re. If she hit me as hard as she could, it might leave a bruise at best. If I hit her even half as hard as I could, it would break her face. I just think it's pathetic when a guy can't exercise the physical self-control when he's really mad at a woman. Nothing wrong with yelling at each other or whatever, but when things turn physical, I think the advantage is on the side of the guy in most cases.... not to mention beating the shit out of somebody doesn't really prove any point in a verbal dispute that you were having. It's usually what some hotheads will resort to when they've been proven wrong and want to save face. "Oh shit, she's actually got a point there! Well, this punch in the face should put us on even ground!" *bip*

:/

In all seriousness, this is how I view hitting women. The reason people get bent out of shape about hitting women is because what exactly will it prove? You can beat a women? Grats, you get to hang in the company of such losers as Axl Rose (allegedly) and Chris Brown (allegedly). Not exactly a list I want my name on. Goofing about it is one thing, but in actual practice.... not really my thing.

Need a better reason? Practicality then. Better to just walk away and not get the domestic violence charges on your record.

Colonel Flagg · #18

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn

You can beat a women? Grats, you get to hang in the company of such losers as Axl Rose (allegedly) and Chris Brown (allegedly).

You forgot two of my favorite losers - Tom Sizemore (allegedly) and "Magic" Mel Gibson (allegedly) though one could argue that either woman involved may have merited more than just a stern talking-to.

Pentegarn · #19

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Tom Sizemore (allegedly)

I didn't HIT her. I didn't LIKE her.

Dimnos · #20

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Originally Posted by Mockery

I just think it's pathetic when a guy can't exercise the physical self-control when he's really mad at a woman. Nothing wrong with yelling at each other or whatever, but when things turn physical, I think the advantage is on the side of the guy in most cases.... not to mention beating the shit out of somebody doesn't really prove any point in a verbal dispute that you were having.

This.

kahljorn · #21

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I've had arguments where I've been so frustrated I've bitten bitten my tongue till it bled, but again, never felt like throwing a punch. Why would you want to hurt your partner?

So you'd rather hurt yourself than people who deserve it? :O

I think hitting a partner when its necessary is kind of like spanking a child.

Zhukov · #22

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

So you'd rather hurt yourself than people who deserve it? :O

I think hitting a partner when its necessary is kind of like spanking a child.

Maybe your partner has the development age of a child then, like, they can't tell the difference between right and wrong, and can't be reasoned with. So you have to use force rather than a discussion.

Oh, and who said my partner deserved it?

So anyway,

Today I was in the doctor's surgery, and there was a poster with a picture of a woman who had just been abused by her husband and the slogan "DON'T SUFFER IN SILENCE" plastered on it. I'd just like to point out that everytime I punch my wife in the jaw she screams her fucking head off. I swear, these doctors don't know what they are talking about half the time.