Time to go 1-up on the turducken...

[Durin]

...with the turbaconducken




Tis a chicken wrapped in bacon stuffed inside of a duck stuffed in bacon stuffed inside of a turkey which is wrapped in bacon.

I'm generally a forum lurker but I saw this and decided that the good people if I-mockery needed to know. After all, the Turducken is delicious, as is bacon. Therefore, by combining them, you get something even more delicious. If you need even more proof, bacon wrapped chicken is tasty. Chicken is a type of bird, and the same goes for duck and turkey, which means a bacon wrapped duck or turkey should also be tasty.


Happy Thanksgiving!

[Mockery]

Ha, thanks for sharing that. We had our first turducken last year and it was pretty interesting. Can't say I'd indulge in this thing though since I'm not a fan of bacon. However, I know quite a few people who will salivate uncontrollably at the mere sight of that photograph.

[RaNkeri]

Bacon is awesome

[Tadao]

It is not often that I am speechless.

[pac-man]

It reminds me of the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

[Nick]

I feel so fat by just having looked at this picture.

[george]

can i have sex with it?

[executioneer]

now they just need to batter it and deep fry the whole thing

[Kitsa]

Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.

[Sacks]

It almost looks like a headcrab.

[McClain]

At first glance I thought it was a deer fetus or something.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Mockery

I'm not a fan of bacon.

Not possible! Inconceivable! Life without bacon?

[Ploxtrot]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.

I don't think so

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I almost threw up when I saw that......to make room for more.

It looks like what Pinhead from Hellraiser would eat for Thanksgiving.

[Tadao]

Don't forget breakfast!

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Don't forget breakfast!

You forgot the glass of bacon juice there.

[Dimnos]

I assumed the eggs were floating on the bacon juice.

[LordSappington]

How long do you think it takes to wrap a chicken in bacon?

[Evil Robot]

Can something like that even cook all the way through? Wont the duck be cold and the bacon burned?

[Tadao]

I think you can cook it at the lowest safe temp for a long time and it would be juicy as hell.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I read it as turboconductor and was all 'wtf?'

[Grislygus]

Looks like a cross between a headcrab and an octopus

[MattJack]

I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year

[Grislygus]

Next they'll shove the whole thing up a sheep's ass and roast it

[MattJack]

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon