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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 02:59 PM        So this was on Snopes today...
Its False of course but how cool would that be.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/piratecruise.asp
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
My brother was telling me about this. I can see it happening but only if it was kept quite among the rich.
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
It would be more awesome if they offered for you to be a pirate.
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
That's fucking hilarious.
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
That tickled me in a way like never before. But really, that would be awesome.
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
This isn't a hoax guys, I mean where do you think I've been for the last few days?
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 12:52 PM       
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/trainfire.asp





Damn! Imagine the luck!
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 12:31 AM       
The advertisement alone makes me want to go on such a cruise. It sounds absolutely FANTASTIC.
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Somalia/
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 01:20 PM       
Great song! I'm gonna get drunk to it today.
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Old Aug 9th, 2009, 03:33 AM       
Sort of like the Chimera House.

Now watch as this gets used in the next political comedy that comes out.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 05:48 PM       
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/always.asp

A real "fake" letter that was never actually sent but still funny.

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If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong"?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:35 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 06:19 PM       
The sad thing is my grandmother told me about this the other day like it was a sure sign of the end-times. All she does is read tabloid news like it's the Bible - while lurking behind her old lady floral curtains and screaming at the paper-boy that she's got a loaded .45 sighted on him in case he tries any "funny business". She's pretty much convinced that the world outside her house is Mad Max without the civility.

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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
What did your grandmother tell you about? Maxi pads?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 11:39 AM       
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What did your grandmother tell you about? Maxi pads?
Nah, the pirate thing, she won't acknowledge the existence of anything that uses the word "period" openly in its TV advertising. Neither does she need to pay any fancy-schmancy cruise ship ponces to be able to kill Somali pirates. If she were so inclined she'd swim out there with her one good arm and destroy them with British sensibility and '70s knitted sweaters.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:27 PM       
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Dimnos, did you just attempt to derail your own thread?
Nah. I really wanted to know what his grandmother was talking about and was a sure sign of the end-times. That and I think you are allowed to derail your own threads if you want. Not sure though.
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 07:59 PM       
Dimnos, did you just attempt to derail your own thread?
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 12:36 PM       
I believe that's a vet-only privilege. :bape
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 03:15 PM       
Rerailed and back on topic. This time with somewhat current events!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/halloween.asp
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:57 PM       
Why did that even have to go on snopes? Of course it's going to happen.
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