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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 08:49 PM        Uwe boll..... why does he suck so much?
Why are companys selling there rights to make movies out of there games to this guy? re they stupid?
I men, did nyone see the abyssmal house of the dead? God, my iq went down a good 30 points from watching that festering pile of crap. And bloodtayne.... the game took place in 1940s... she turned into a vampire in 1870 something........ NOT THE 12th CENTURY DAMMIT!!!
is anyone else as outraged about him as me?
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
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Uwe Boll is a fucking genius.
He exploits a now-defunct loophole in German tax laws that rewards movies that perform poorly. If his movies are intentionally bad, all of his benefactors get to write off their expenses related to the movie, and he makes a ton of money and spends very little.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 09:13 PM       
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Uwe Boll is a fucking genius.
He exploits a now-defunct loophole in German tax laws that rewards movies that perform poorly. If his movies are intentionally bad, all of his benefactors get to write off their expenses related to the movie, and he makes a ton of money and spends very little.
Ah.... damn it. Fucking ax laws. DAMN HIM. he should be beten to death with the script of house of the dead.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
Makes me all the more eager to vote for a Legal Assassination prop.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 10:26 PM       
Welcome to 3 years ago, at this point most of us just ignore Uwe. The only piece of writing worth reading at S.A. is the confessional of that dude who was supposed to write the scrips for alone in the dark but didn't because Boll woud not lest a script go throug if it didn't have a sex scene and an upscale gunbattle.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 01:25 AM       
how does uwe boll still makes movies is a joke the univese may never share with us
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 04:45 AM       
your writing style must be matching this new low point in your IQ.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 06:12 AM       
I'm waiting to see Uwe Boll's FarCry. It should be soon in the theathers
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 07:05 AM       
at least when the guy makes a bad movie, he makes them comicly bad, rather than just difficult to watch bad.

pity he has to piss on a few game licences in the process

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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
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at least when the guy makes a bad movie, he makes them comicly bad, rather than just difficult to watch bad.

pity he has to piss on a few game licences in the process

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Yeah, lol. At least he wasn't responsible for the travesty that was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, or the Alice in Wonderland with Whoopi Golgerg and Martin Short (I had to watch that fucking movie while baby sitting, and it litterly bored me to the point of depression. Even the kids agreed to turn it off at one point)
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 01:53 PM       
yah. scrot-ally.
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Old Apr 27th, 2006, 10:46 PM       
Alone in the Dark sucked as well... Poor bastard has no place in a movie directors seat. I will never watch one of his movies again... I am curious about farcry tho..
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