No Loveline posts in a while

[Terra]

We are all either getting some or we are terrified of Loveline.

SO WHO IS GETTING A LITTLE ACTION????

HERE'S THE POLL...

Blowjobs count. Being eaten counts.

[Terra]

Some asshole gets it every two weeks.

FUCKER

[Chojin]

Well, actually, more than that :<

I'm usually not in the mood for all the PAPERWORK and whatnot of sex though

[Terra]

marriage and you are going to fit right together. are you a football guy yet?

just asking. all the "commit-ees" turn to football. why is that?

[Esuohlim]

Since it's summer my number has drastically changed

Let's just say that, two months ago, there wouldn't be an option applicable for me

DO BJs COUNT I USED TO GET DAILY BJs

[Terra]

I edited Milhouse. Just for you. But I can't get it added in the poll.

[Supafly345]

Not till the end of the month :'(

[Marc Summers]

I'm...I'm...

oh god

[Emu]

technical difficulties

[MetalMilitia]

More than three times a week I guess

On the internet that makes me some kind of god

[sadie]

why does it start at three times a week? not that i would answer anyway, since my privates are private, and polls suck.

[Terra]

Seven seemed a bit of a reach and I always liked the number three.

And yes, polls suck. I was bored and obviously not receiving "any" last night.

[Johnny Couth]

Every weekend unless it's that time of the month.

[RaNkeri]

I'm still a virgin :/

[Terra]

uh...yeeaahhh that much is obvious

[RaNkeri]

Atleast I have the balls to admit it :/

[Terra]

Bullshit.

It's a well known fact that many of the fLinnish men (Trash is exempt) forfeit their balls for whale blubber.

[maggiekarp]

Where is the "I'm asexual" option? That is the cool way of saying you're a hopeless virgin

[Johnny Couth]

Three really isn't alot for people that are in sexual relationships. I only get to see my girlfriend on weekends we usually surpass three in the course of three days.

Oh wait, I mean emo kids like me can't get laid

[Terra]

YOU have a girlfriend? Is that the one in the PYPH thread who looked shocked and disgusted when you rocked her with your crotch?

I should have put in the "date rape" option but I forgot.

My next poll with be more complete.

[Johnny Couth]

Thats the only picture I have on this computer. In 3 days it will of been a year.

A whole year of date rape.

[Emu]

Your shoulder's about to stab her.

[Johnny Couth]

It's my mutant power.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'm a virgin

[Esuohlim]

This reminds me of CaptainBubba's big VIRGINS ONLY thread and then in like two months he was sexing the hell out of his new girl all the time. Now he only shows up once in a while