baby seals

[george]

so i was talking to my roommate and we were discussing what horrible thing we would do if we were given the opportunity, and no karmic repercussions.

I CHOSE:





just the pure evil of it. you really have to believe there is no hell to hit this:

[Tadao]

I think that was my avatar once and my title said "Let's go clubbing."

[george]

it was harder to find a picture of clubbing a baby seal than i thought it would be.

it the ten seconds of research i did i found a lot of pictures, but most were of the same few dudes, just repeats, so i am not surprised that one of those pictures was once an avatar.

i'm just surprised some hippy assholes arent out there providing millions of pictures of dudes just whalin on those cute little bastards.

i bet there are way more pictures of some hippy getting beaten.

[Crimson Ghost]

I would inject squirrels with various chemicals and watch them die painful deaths... wait I did that already.

[Crimson Ghost]

Squirrels are so trusting too...

[george]

SEEMED LIKE AN APPROPRIATE TIME FOR THIS WEB GEM.

[darkvare]

i would prefer having infinite bullets in an orphanage

[george]

why use bullets when you can use a club?

[Evil Robot]

Why do people think clubbing seals is so bad? Just because thier cute doesn't mean they wont kill you given the chance. Seals are very dangerous and aggresive animals with large teeth and a devastating bite. I say, your doing the world a favor by killing them young.

[george]

dont hate just cause you're ugly.

cause then youre ugly on the inside too.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by george

That made my day

[Crimson Ghost]

For all we know, this guy is defending himself against an attacking seal.

[george]

he has electrolytes, its what seals crave.

[Crimson Ghost]

They say once a seal tastes human flesh, it's a man-eater for life.

[george]

i hear tell they smoke newports and use lots of hair mayo.

[Crimson Ghost]

Maybe the seal challenged him for leadership of the clan and lost?

Law one. You will obey orders without question.
Law two: Punishment shall be swift.
Law three: Mercy is for the weak.
Four: Terror will defeat reason.
Five: Your allegiance is to the clan.
Six: Justice can be dictated.
Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.
Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.

[Evil Robot]

He could also be about to claim the seal in the name of Spain.

[Crimson Ghost]

I hear that a seal's skull is full of GOLD!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just watch the middle of UHF and take a screencapture. There's a whole bit about crazy ernie's car sales where he'll "Club a seal to get you a better deal"

[Ploxtrot]

Originally Posted by george

just the pure evil of it. you really have to believe there is no hell to hit this:

That face is ugly as hell.

[Damn Dirty Hippopotamus]

I'm pretty sure I saw a shirt on T-Shirt hell that most of you would like that pertained to this situation.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Ploxtrot

That face is ugly as hell.

I'd hit it!

[Ploxtrot]

Yeah so would I.

[george]

i thought you meant hit it, like make sexs with, then realized you meant hit it.

[Tadao]

We'll both really.