Ganon: Racism in Action

[Burger Lord]

did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

oyvay

[pjalne]

This thread has ruined my day. For real.

[ThisIsWitty]

So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?

[al_thebastard]

No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?

He's always been Ganon with one N.

[Father §p@z]

Originally Posted by Burger Lord

did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today"

[Anonymous]

This was almost as impressive as Mad Max's big entry!