Things you wish you'd never seen.

[Tadao]

I just saw this.



Gotta be fake, but still.

[Colonel Flagg]

[LordSappington]

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

[Wiffles]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

What, do they poop into, and THEN push it, or are they supposed to poop so violently, it pushes it out in the shape?
Either way, that's a lot of poop for such a small child.

Im sure you have to feed the child a whole chipotle' before you can get the right shape and consistencey of the extrudate material.
Reminds me of the play-doh shapey thingies I used to own as a child. The wonders of extrusion ^_^

[Esuohlim]

What a fantastic prank to play on your friends. "Why is Milhouse pooping moons? "

[LordSappington]

Imagine finding poop shapes in a public toilet.

[Otto]

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've seen in a public toilet.

[Hangie]

If I was a kid maybe could understand having your poop form shapes being fun... but not having a red plastic buttplug up my ass.

[Dimnos]

Oh come on dude. Its the shit.

[LordSappington]

Good one.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.

Did they catch the bastard?

[LordSappington]

Honestly, I have no idea. The only thing I thought of to do was throw my hoodie over the kid without hurling everywhere, and call the cops.
I'm not gonna lie, I pretty much had a small break-down shortly thereafter.

[Tadao]

Yeah, that sound gruesome. Sounds like you got more balls then I previously thought. Pun intended

[stevetothepast]

[Kitsa]

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.

[Tadao]

I'm assuming it's a fake, but I also know that it can very well be real.

[Colonel Flagg]

Why doesn't she just get him a hobag? Or a "blow-up date"?

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Wow, that scenario could go a lot of bad places.

i'd say it's already gone to several at this point

[Kitsa]

or, as the various commentaries recommend, a fleshlight and some couch cushions.

[executioneer]

she should get her husband to "help" next time, it can be a bonding experience for the whole family

[Colonel Flagg]

The family that lays together stays together?

[MajorScales]

This last few years the bunny's in my region have been over populating. I was running my lawn tractor over a lawn last year and looked to see a baby bunny running. I stop and get off the machine and there in a hole in the middle of the lawn is a headless one...kinda sad and gross. If I have to do a lawn that has long grass I take the time to make sure there are no bunnies anymore.

[ZeldaQueen]

When my family took a trip to the zoo several days ago, we came across several kids poking (with their hands, not with sticks or anything) what seemed to be a dead bird lying on the ground, curled up, soaking wet, and coated in mud. My mom told them to leave it alone because it wasn't healthy. What was really bad was that it was still alive. We could see its eye twitching as we left it. Which made me very nervous when one of the kids nearly stepped on it while leaving.

[LordSappington]

Speaking of birds, this summer, on my way to the bus pick-up area for summer school, I saw a bird sitting on the side of the road. I thought it hurt its leg or something, so I picked it up to put it on the grass, and maybe have a better chance to live.
When I picked it up, I found that its underside had practically EXPLODED; there were maggots all under where it was sitting. I don't even know what happened, or why it was still, barely, painfully alive. I felt so bad, I crushed it with my foot to end its misery, and spent something like ten minutes sanitizing my hands at school.

[Zhukov]

Holy shit I would have dropped it and run away screaming.