Lots of hot girls come into Starbucks..

[MattJack]

pudty u crack me up. Can I have some more of your humor for freeeeee?


GEEEEE

[Womti]

PUDTY IS HILARIOUS.

[Pudty]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

woah! I didn't know Dane Cook was on this message board.

Woah! I didn't know nearly every single person on this message board was a tool!

[executioneer]

at least tools are useful for something burn

[Matt Harty]

don't worry pudty its all part of the hazing ritual once you hit 100 posts it'll all be over! i've got an idea make a thread in a forum nobody views that much and post a bunch of times till you hit 100! and then you'll be part of the gang.

[Sacks]

Originally Posted by executioneer

at least tools are useful for something burn

Haw haw! SICK BURN! PUDTY IS FINISHED!

[Pudty]

executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Pudty

executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn

Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.

[morbidoranges]

Originally Posted by kon

I H8 THIS THREAD

don't worry kid, it hates you too.

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by MattJack

Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.

i really have no idea what he said

[MrAdventure]

I'M W/ KON THIS THREAD IS A WRECK

[BlueOatmeal]

Man. What the fuck?

[Matt Harty]

SORRY BLUEOATMEAL I PROMISE I CARE ABOUT YOU HAVING NO CONTACT WITH FEMALES AT YOUR JOB

[Lenor]

The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Originally Posted by Lenor

The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like.

Lenor, your status as a an "oldschool" status as an I-Mockery member is the equivalent that of Bucky.

[BlueOatmeal]

Holy fuck. We got this new hot girl working at Starbucks and every time I work with her I gets me a nice chubby going on.

[MattJack]

lol that's terrible! Women have feelings and thoughts too.

So she got junk in the trunk or what?

[BlueOatmeal]

Shes petite. Not like 5 year old petite but not really huge "assets"

[MattJack]

Oh I dated a girl like that for about, I dunno, 4 seconds, and I felt like I could crush her with my bare arms/hands.

I was always making her order desert and I was always chasing her around with cake/pizza/lard. She was stupid anyways .

She says to me one day,
"Yea I think my brake light on my car is out, it won't come on when I brake."

"Yea, it sounds like it's out. It could just be out of brake light fluid though."

So she goes home and asks her dad where she can get "Brake Light Fluid." You know, so her brake light will come on again.

[Lenor]

I think he was making a reference toward her TanA.

[MattJack]

oh, well either way it still isn't any good. So she looks like a 2X4? no bueno mi amigo

[Lenor]

@ Matt

:/ Everyone is BEAUTIFUL, just how they are!

[MattJack]

Then why do I drink so much at the club?

[kahljorn]

the joke is that there's no such thing as brake light fluid, right?

[MattJack]

yea man. It's a bulb. Are there any lights that require a liquid to work or produce power?