I-MOCKERY'S HALLOWEEN COVERAGE SUGGESTIONS!!!

[Jeff The Ninja]

If there is one movie that deserves to be reviewed, its the god-awful trainwreck from shitsavania called


"THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE MASSACRE"

There is a fifteen minute scene in which topless lesbians make out. So its like a Russ Meyer movie with Lesbians and Killing

[Trash]

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

I was referring to this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437498/

Post-millenium PG-13 horror movies are the kind of suck that you shouldn't review.

[Supafly345]

MEXICAN HALLOWEEN LEGENDS

[Fathom Zero]

THE BUNNY MAN.

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

My suggestion is perhaps seeing some of the halloween costumes our viewers are wearing this year.

To day a bunch of nerds dragged me into a final fantasy costume group. We have Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent, Tifa, Yuffie, dressing up the dog as Red13, a black mage from La Blue girl, and I'm doing a Wolfwood from Trigun.

Anyway it should be reasonably fun to make jokes about loading random battles where we throw fireworks at local squirrells. It should be entertaining.

Not siteworthy by far, but i bet some of our viewers will have actual funny costumes. Like a west virginian humping a sheep, or a zombie steve irwin with a manta through his chest.

[Fathom Zero]

That's so gay. What were you doing around these "nerds"?

[Grislygus]

Being one of them?

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Courage the Cowardly Dog

or a zombie steve irwin with a manta through his chest.

Wanna know what makes a bad joke even less funny? When nobody laughs at it the first time, so the creator of said joke uses it in another conversation a 2nd time hoping that someone will "get it" this go around.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Wanna know what makes a bad joke even less funny? When nobody laughs at it the first time, so the creator of said joke uses it in another conversation a 2nd time hoping that someone will "get it" this go around.

[Fathom Zero]

I lolled at the mittens.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Shorts on video games as Splatter House or Silent Hill would be great. Perhaps something on the Real Ghostbusters cartoon?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I lolled at the mittens.

No you didn't.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Perhaps something on the Real Ghostbusters cartoon?

No... the EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS.

[NES Boy]

How about Ultimate Ghosts n' Goblins for the PSP? I think it's out in the US by now...

[Grislygus]

I'd like a Splatterhouse send-off, as well. I love that series. Good and grisly.

[Mockery]

Splatterhouse is Dr. Boogie's territory. I don't know anybody that knows those games (or is as fanatical about them) as he is. So perhaps you will see some Splatterhousey goodness :o

[Trash]

I remember playing Splatterhouse for 15 minutes, and not even getting through the 2nd level.

EDIT: After 2 minutes of research, it appears I am talking about Splatterhouse 2 for the Gen.

[Grislygus]

I have a hard time with them, but they're so awesome.

In all of the games, the gore is gooey and excessive, the mood is creepy and disturbing, the music is fantastic, and the story actually gets you interested, something which many, many beat-em-ups fail to do.

(And by all of the games, I do not refer to Wanpaku Graffiti, which is nifty in it's own right but is a whole different ball game.)

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Splatterhouse is Dr. Boogie's territory. I don't know anybody that knows those games (or is as fanatical about them) as he is.

[mburbank]

Oh! Oh! A costume contest for your testicles, but only olde tyme photography allowed with really slow exposures, so you have to staple or duct tape your testicles in place so they don't move around and make the picture come out all blurry!

[Grislygus]

I demand that you do a Pickleman Halloween flash movie with "Dead Man's Party" in it.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

The crazy adventures of Stay-Puft Man.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Ha, you had your chance, bumpkin. The closest you've come lately to writing a horror piece for the site is that pic of your pierced wiener.

[Zomboid]

That's very true, but still..

[snowwhite]

Are you guys going to cover any of the cheesy haunted houses in the area?

You know, the "mazes" they set up in mall parking lots... they're awful. Not always in the good way, but you could get lucky!

or now that you're in California, are you planning to go to Knotts Scary Farm or Universal's Halloween Horror Nights? I don't know what's going on at Knotts this year, but Universal is trying to bring Horror Nights back (they stopped holding them for a year or two) and they're sinking all kinds of crazy money in to it.

at risk of sounding like a spam bot... AGAIN...

I'm just excited about the prospect because they're supposedly going to let people get off the tram and wander around in designated areas of the backlot. Which could be cool. Or could be totally lame in the museum-like "we're walking... we're walking..." kind of way. Have to wait and see, I guess.