OHO GOOD OPENING MOVE DENYING YOUR IDENTITY AND EXPLOITING MY POST, THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT BUT SINCE I'M A MOCKER I'LL ENDURE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE
ROLL AND WHATNOT[/rawr]
ok my move!
First, let's google your pseudonym and see what kind of visual aid pops up!
ha ha, it's the penguin. I see possibility here but in the interest of not sucking let's keep going until we can find something awesome!
no
nuh-uh
still not feelin' it
Perfect.
Now, let's crop the image so it shows only that man!
Yay! Now, let's make fun of it with hilarious captions and add other pics too!
LOL HI I'M THAT MAN I LIKE TO WRITE HILARIOUS ARTICLES ABOUT DESTROYING STUFF, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF
OH BOY OH BOY IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE IN THIS WORLD IT'S LESBIANS AND HOMOGAYS, GOD THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY I JUST WISH THEY WOULD BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
THIS IS MY WIFE TERRA, OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S SMART AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE MAKE LOVE EVERY NIGHT TIL THE SUN COMES UP, OH YEAH SHE LOVES IT WHEN I POUND HER WITH MY THREE INCHES OF SEX ORGAN :YUMYUM
THIS IS WHERE WE GO TO GET OUR FOOD EVERY DAY, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE EAT OUT OF IT IT IS NEVER EMPTY BUT INSTEAD FILLED WITH WONDERFUL SMELLS AND TEXTURES!
THIS IS THE WEBSITE THAT I GO TO TO INTERACT WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, THEY REALLY LIKE ME A LOT AND I THINK THAT I'LL STAY AND HAVE FUN HERE EVERY DAY FOREVER!
WELL EVERYONE I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING NOW I HAVE LOTS OF STUFFS TO DO AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT TO GET UNFINISHED LIKE THAT ARTICLE I MADE A THREAD ABOUT, JUST YOU WAIT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT OK BYE!