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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 01:03 PM       
One of the easiest bosses I ever fought was Tora in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II for the nes. All you had to do to beat him was jump kick back and forth.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
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One of the easiest bosses I ever fought was Tora in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II for the nes. All you had to do to beat him was jump kick back and forth.
That's how you could beat every boss.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
The Maharasha (sp?) in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. He was a fucking pushover, but then again all the enemies were :/
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 07:59 AM       
ARE YOU ALL INSANE??!??!?!!



THE EASIEST BOSS IN ANY GAME IS FROM THAT SHIT SNES GAME "mario is missing"

YOU COULD NOT DIE ON ANY BOSS YOU COULDN'T EVEN BE HURT??!?! try it out for yourself if you can even figure out how to get to the boss

http://www.cherryroms.com/snes/1763.php[/url]
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
My brain will not be soiled by that SHIT??!??!?!!
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 04:56 PM       
Any boss from Ducktales, 1 or 2.

Just whack them with your cane and a huge rock monster falls at your feet
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
yah they were easy, but i still love that game.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:16 AM       
sonic heros, the egg abatross (spelling?) all you have to do is have sonic as leader, do the homing attack at eggman, and hemmer the a button over and over and over until he is one dead dude. or at least escaped in his pod.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 11:40 PM       
Chaos, the last boss of the first final fantasy, could be killed in one hit if you had the right party and high levels. Cast fast on a black belt, and he can take him out with one attack.

However, I suppose this did involve getting your levels unnecessarily high, thus making the rest of the game very easy as well.
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 12:48 PM       
No wait it's Bowser from Mario 3 'cause all you had to do was wait for him to kill himself, yo. :hat
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 03:18 PM       
king koopa in mario bros 1. he thought he was the shit with all his jumpin' and fire ball shooting... he couldnt fool me.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 01:34 PM        Re: Easiest Boss fights
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Solidus Snake hands down is the easiest boss in history. All he does is stand there, while you are freely allowed to jap at him. The sad thing is he has all the advantages ( two swords, tentacle thingies ) and even on extreme mode I was able to hand his ass to him.
I have beaten him using the 1st player controller port before. He still claims you used the 2nd though.
i call bullshit. no way that can be done...
It actually can be...if you have a gameshark. I've did it before using a bevy of cheat codes. Not that it matters or anything.

The easiest boss I've ever fought is the first one in Ninja Gaiden. He's slow, fat, blind, retarded, armed with a dull knife, and knows that you're in the room with him...somewhere.

What a challenge.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
The first boss in Ninja Gaiden doesn't use a dull knife....
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:21 PM       
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The first boss in Ninja Gaiden doesn't use a dull knife....
My mistake. I haven't played that game in ages. I just remembered he had...something, and that it wasn't very lethal, though it probably could've been in more talented hands, like Ryu's.

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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 04:59 AM       
Toad Man from Mega Man 4....
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 12:45 PM       
Oh fuck you, I bet you wish you can shoot rain too.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 05:54 AM       
I can shoot rain...but not from my back.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:16 PM       
Dracula from Castlevania 2. All you had to do was just whip him a few times and throw gold daggers at him. That and Medusa from Super Castlevania 4.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 07:40 AM        shitty boss
doyle in far cry. I shot him in the face before I realized it was him, thought he was another scientist with a gun. BAM cutscene done.



{whoops, this post contains spoliers. mwaahaha}

by the way the voice of doyle is the same as hendrix in red faction.
and he does the same damn thing. at least hendrix was loyal
fuck twist betrayal endings, they're cheap
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:26 PM       
I forget what it's called, but it's the second time you fight that spider robot thing in Metroid Fusion. You just hang from the ceiling and aim down at its head and it can't hit you.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:48 PM       
Karnov in Bad Dudes.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 04:50 PM       
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I forget what it's called, but it's the second time you fight that spider robot thing in Metroid Fusion. You just hang from the ceiling and aim down at its head and it can't hit you.
That was the first time. In the second fight, his jumps can hit you and send you into the electrified water.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 08:58 PM       
Along the same line as James:

When Cecil (the paladin) fights Cecil (the Dark Knight version) in FF2/4. Again, all you gotta do is stand there.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:47 PM       
I whipped the Omega Pirate's monkey ass in Metroid Prime. Once i fgured out how to attack him, he was fucked. It only took a few super missiles and he was stomped. I was scared of fighting him at first, too. I heard he was wicked hard. :-/
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 01:38 AM       
Uh, you can beat Psycho Mantis in MGS with Controller 1 without cheating. In fact, you're supposed to use controller 1; you just break all the statues in the room and he can't move as fast anymore.
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